Seeing as it’s Web 2.0 and there’s a livejournal forum (or similar) for every niche/fetish/perversion under the sun, we were completely unsurprised–though nonetheless amused–to find a site devoted to conservatives who also happen to be furries.
There are a lot of videos floating around the ‘tubes of people singing along to, or singing alternate versions of, this summer’s lesbionic top-40 jam “I Kissed a Girl” by Katy Perry. While this kid singing in his car with orange hair comes in a close second, we have to give props to this rocking gay cover of the song set to edited footage from Matt Sterling’s 1994 opus All American starring Bo Summers and Chris Champion.
It seems useless to point out the fact that heterosexual males have always been friends with one another. From ass-grabbing on the football field to anal rape in prison, man-on-man companionship has run the gamut from being totally platonic to homosocial, to brutally homosexual without ever encroaching on gay culture-that is, until now. Somehow over the course of the last decade or so, a magnifying glass has been placed over the interpersonal relationships of straight dudes and in 2008, the phenomenon of the “bromance” has reached a sudden fever pitch in popular culture. While Ben Affleck and Matt Damon were able to escape gay-baiting punchlines in the late 90s, male celebrities today are all but prohibited from hanging out without speculation being made as to their sexuality. The reason for this isn’t, as the Seattle Times proposed (paraphrased by Gawker), because “guys are marrying later, more of them are living together to offset the financial hardships of subsisting on a single income, [and it allows] bromances to flourish.” It’s actually because they are ALL GAY.
It makes sense that if Titan-exclusive Diesel Washington were to invent a new sex position that he would call it the “Bully.” After all, out of all the gay adult performers we can think of, nobody simultaneously turns us on and terrifies us more than Diesel (except maybe “Rimjob the Klown” in which case, we’re actually just terrified exclusively). Upon hearing about this new creative masterpiece in his strongly worded blog entry about his upcoming headlining feature, Telescope, we felt our throats sink into our stomachs with trepidation and felt compelled beyond all self-control to harass him into telling us what exactly this “Bully” entails. All is explained after the jump.
Paris Hilton’s hard-partying younger brother was released from jail today after landing in the drunk tank on charges of suspicion of driving while intoxicated. His parents refused to post bail in favor of “tough love” despite the fact that they have, in the past, publicly held their daughter Paris’ skeletal, bronze-streaked hand through her own more publicized stints behind bars. Could it be that the Hilton family is turning the cold shoulder to their son because he’s gay? Author and former club kid James St. James posted the following allegation on The WOW Report yesterday, raising our eyebrows and our hopes (’cause if Barron is following in his sister’s drunk footsteps, might we have a gay sex tape in our future?):
“When I was in Vegas over New Year’s I met a guy who SWORE to me that he had just been partying with Paris Hilton and her little brother Barron, and that Barron was a BIG LADY! YES! In fact, the two of them had “fooled around,” and the next morning, my friend woke up wearing Barron’s clothes, whatever that implies. I just thought I would throw that little story out there in light of today’s news of his arrest. Plus, he’s awfully cute, so I HOPE it’s true.”
That makes all of us. After the jump, check out some other recent “are they or aren’t they” headlines that have had us guessing and instant-messaging.
When GayVN-winning director Jett Blakk sent us the porno How To Seduce A Straight Man, we were curious if we could use it to replicate his success. Three black eyes later, we filed suit against the director. Turns out, we were doing it all wrong. As part of his settlement, Jett Blakk agreed to give us actual tips for seducing straight men. While courage, both liquid and otherwise, is in involved in these recipes, we have to say they work better than the penis in the popcorn trick that nearly resulted in a situation that would have required Romaine Patterson to save us.
Falcon Exclusive Erik Rhodes moved his slow thighs in a Bethlehem-directed slouch today, confessing to a vicious fight with his longterm Road Rules boyfriend, Dan Dias, that resulted in a six-cop response and a trip to the pokey.
Apparently he watched a preview from my new movie and was upset i bottomed in it, when he thought i didnt. To make a long story short, a bunch of pictures were smashed (not by me), a couple bloody lips, i think my foot is broken (i’m clueless to how that happened) and the good old cops were called.