It’s been a big, news-filled, spooge-drenched year in the flesh mines, gayborhoods and celebrity dildo drawers we call home, and we’re still so out of breath and sweaty we can barely begin to look back and reflect on it all.
It was only a matter of time. Falcon PR’s flack disclosed today that “Yes on G” advocate Erik Rhodes was recently released from a state mental hospital in Los Angeles.
Once again, The Advocate makes us cringe with embarassment in its latest issue with Brandon Voss’ deeply moronic interview with actor Adrien Brody.
You just know Ian McKellan dreads that phone call every year. “Hello, Sir Ian? It’s Out Magazine. Guess what?! You’ve been selected to be on the Out 100 for the eleventh year running!!”
For the second season of gay-to-the-max snooze-fest Top Design (which premieres tonight on Bravo at 10PM) the ersatz fag network once again did not disappoint with the gay casting quotient, with 6 out of the 7 male contestants (and 2 out of 2 male host/judges) being big ‘mos. While we might prefer Michael Kors’ laughing fits and downright cunty critiques to pottery princess Jonathan Adler’s “mayor of excuses
In the case of a Charles Nelson Reilly or, say, a Paul Lynde, it’s especially hard for us to comprehend how any able-minded American in the twentieth
Since we started this series our minds have been pretty blown by how, back in the day before AIDS and parades, the viewing and listening public of the good ole U.S. of A. was willing to accept the gayest of gays on their living room TVs and on their hi-fi’s just so long as they didn’t have to fully accept the astonishingly obvious truth of their gayness. Like one of our mothers recently said in re: Truman Capote, “He was just a real character, you know. Theatrical,” and the Village People? “Went right over my head.” And even Paul Lynde? “He was gay?”
We thought it would be funny to send out an email to some of our porn star friends asking them to send us their baby pictures. We thought it would be funny because we were drunk at the time. We didn’t think anyone would write back. When they did (some, like, the very next day) we thought maybe we could be onto something. Maybe the only thing we’re onto is shaky ground for putting up pictures of porn stars next to pictures of toddlers—but hey, it just goes to show you that we were all sweet, innocent babies once. Or something.
Oh, what a gay week it was! In between fashion week parties, Marc Jacobs’ assorted scandals, and Cher‘s diva meltdowns during Grammy practice, there were actually some photos taken that we feel emerged at the top of the big, flaming, online-media heap. From mesh-covered Manson fans to John Mayer in a major one-sy, we chose ten faggy photos that will be burned into our retinas for longer than we care to think about. After the jump, see who made the top ten on our gaydar for the unbearable workweek of February 4th through 8th!