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UPDATE: Not only is the anti-gay pastor a gay porn fan, but also there’s now video of him giving rimjob and fisting advice to a bewildered audience.

It’s a topsy-turvy world when pro-am sites like Randy Blue decide to get into the full-on, scenes-and-b-roll production business, but they’re about to do it again.

Who wouldn’t have fun at the International Mr. Leather competition, except for maybe a cow. (Psyche! Cows abound, and we’re not talking steak.) Magical moments abound at America’s pre-eminent leather fest: bewildered tourists who’ve accidentally been booked rooms at the normally staid Hyatt Regency, Ross Hurston playing with used condoms; the fourgy in Francesco D’Macho’s room; and Mr. San Francisco Leather debating Eggs Benedict vs. an omelette at the breakfast bar. “If only every Hyatt Regency was like this,” exclaimed mr. Pam over a Belgian Waffle. “The bathroom was filled with porn boys blowing one another and Christian Owen helped me put my tampon in one stall over. I filmed it!”  Well, we’re down for watching half of that.

Like a once-in-a-lifetime confluence of astronomical events, the International Mr. Leather Expo is happening in Chicago this weekend AT THE SAME TIME as the infamous Grabby Awards.  The Sword will be covering the weekend live-blog style, in association with Fleshbot.  After the jump, a refresher (in case you missed them the first time) on this year’s Grabby nominees.

Thanks to a few well-placed handjobs and a bottle of Kahlua, we’ve weaseled our way into Grabby headquarters and stolen the list of nominees that’s scheduled to be published tomorrow. We started to tally the studio with the most noms, the movie with the most noms and the studio with the most movies and, well, wait… what were we saying? Sorry, we totally fell asleep. It doesn’t really matter since there’s enough noms here for each studio to spin, Bush-style, an edge up on the competition. By noon tomorrow, everyone will be in the lead.

Two+ hours and countless fart jokes later, the 2008 GayVNs are over. While Derek and Romaine were limited to a five-minute intro due to bad press and an industry revolt, Lady Bunny hammed it up with Laugh-In segments and Benny Hill-style humor. High-larious. GRUNTS and Link were the big winners, but before we go back to our regularly scheduled pornography, we offer this uncensored look at the highlights of the best award show we’ve seen in awhile. Award highlights:
Best Videography: Brian Mills, H20
Best Director: Chris Ward and Ben Leon, GRUNTS
Best Picture: GRUNTS, Raging Stallion
Performer of the Year: Jake Deckard
Best Sex Comedy: The Intern, Lucas Entertainment
Best All-Sex: Link: The Evolution

This may be the first year that the GayVNs best the Golden Globes in viewership, and we couldn’t be more pleased: not only has our industry’s little fete grown in recent years, the clothes are more exciting. No offense to Valentino Garavani or Domenico Dolce, but porn star fashion — with it’s reliance on mesh, mess and meth — is infinitely more exciting. We’ve got 35 days until we can bring you the new Spring Collection, so until then, here are the nominations …