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This Week in Jenna: ‘Zombie Strippers,’ Stolen Twats, and ‘The View’

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Het porn queen Jenna Jameson’s all over the fucking place this week, doing a media blitz to promote her new mainstream crossover film Zombie Strippers (tag: “They’ll dance for a fee and devour you for free!”), costarring Robert Englund, the actor who portrayed Freddie in the Nightmare on Elm Street films. Also, a vibrating replica of her vagina, which retails for $250, was stolen from an Orange County sex shop and apparently this counts as news too because no one, especially on the internet, can get enough of this woman’s pussy lately.

Candy, Karl, and Child Abuse: This Crazy Week In Gay Photos


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The gay media is a polarizing place to be these days. Juggling the politically correct crusaders with the hilariously amoral heathens can be a vexing task, and often leaves us with images of porn stars and Rosie O’Donnell dancing in our heads. Before we allow the madness to take over and call our parents to wheel us into a psych ward ala Britney, it’s good to take stock of what exactly it is that we’re dealing with. Just as Tyra and Miss Jay must shatter the dreams of a dozen desperate dairy queens in search of America’s Next Top

Guess Who OUT Magazine’s Most Powerful Gay In America Is!

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OUT Magazine presents its 2nd annual “Power 50” list in this month’s issue of the magazine, counting down the 50 most powerful gays and lesbians in America based upon four criteria: “(1) political clout; (2) pop cultural resonance; (3) individual wealth; and (4) current personal profile.” “Current personal profile” is evidently a convenient catch-all for “things we at OUT Magazine think matter so we can rank these homos however we want to.” What else could explain, after all, the bizarre posturing of silent political funder Tim Gill at #3 when names like Suze Ormon, cover-boy Greg Berlanti, and Annie Leibovitz are much further down on the list? Talk show crybaby Ellen Degeneres topped the list this year after clocking in at #2 the first time around, due ostensibly to the fact that she crossed the picket line of the writers’ strike and also because she interviewed both democratic presidential candidates, a feat many others have also accomplished. She also cried over a dog and everybody talked about it! Now, that’s what real power is all about.

 

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