‘The Fourth Wall’ And Other Anal Milestones
Diesel Washington has written a guide to the anatomy of your asshole. There are diagrams and raw chicken analogies.
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Inside Erik Rhodes’s Directing Debut
I stopped by the legendary he-man’s porno set today to talk about fisting, fuck machines, crackhead hook-ups and the dirty old man inside.
UPDATE: Ugandan Perv Pastor’s Name Begins With Sibilant S
UPDATE: Not only is the anti-gay pastor a gay porn fan, but also there’s now video of him giving rimjob and fisting advice to a bewildered audience.
Here’s What Vinnie & Logan Have Been Up To
Some people (like me) have been wondering whether Vinnie D’Angelo & Logan McCree broke up, but it turns out they’re still going slutty and strong in sex shows and porn sets across Europe.
Those Worthless Little Shits At GLAAD Got Offended Again
Shut the fuck up and die, GLAAD. The worthless org’s fucktardation reached new heights when it denounced a local homo (pictured) for using the word “fag,” without realizing he’s gay.
Pierre Fitch: The Sword Interview
Topics that I discussed with the gay porn wunderkind: shitty dicks, big dicks, guys who lie about their dicks, pissing on people and balls.
Trans Porn Star Buck Angel Will Not Wear A Dress For You
The most famous trans-man in gay porn — the only trans-man in gay porn? — spoke to The Sword about fisting, strange requests and his “special manhole.”
Rick Van Sant Leaves Titan For Hot House
Dutch daddy and longtime TitanMen exclusive star Rick Van Sant is moving to Hot House so his hole can get to know some new and interesting fists, and he has some choice parting words.
François And His Spandex Man-Ass Revolution (NSFW!)
Gear designer and master blogger David Mason embalmed Francois Sagat in spandex, giving the universal cock-muse a chance to display his confusingly perfect ass while complaining about how he doesn’t get fucked enough.
‘The Drifter’ Captures Top Honors at the Grabbys
While everyone else was passed out on GHB, The Sword dutifully recorded every grunt and groan of the 2009 Grabby Awards this past weekend in Chicago.
Leather Store Starts Social Network
Online leather purveyors Leatherpost have relaunched their own social networking site bringing the best of Facebook-type apps to the gay kink and leather communities.
‘DNA Magazine’ Chilled With A Bunch of Hookers And All They Did Was Talk
The Australian publication talks to “recession ready rent boys” to figure out why the suffering economy has not been bad for business. One rentboy’s hypothesis: “Maybe it’s like fucking on the deck of the Titanic.”
EXCLUSIVE: Erik Rhodes & François Sagat, Together At Last
It has been no secret that François Sagat has been chasing Erik Rhodes’ plump tail for years.
Grabby Award Nominations Announced
This year’s nominees for the Grabby Awards–which round out the ever-glamorous gay porn awards season with a ceremony/party in Chicago, two months after the GayVN Awards–have been announced!
EXCLUSIVE: Interview with GayVN-nominated Porn Star/Director Jake Deckard
Jake Deckard is one of those industry naturals who not only commands attention for his macho-sexy screen persona and rock-hard body, he also commands respect for being an articulate and grounded person in a pretty un-grounded profession.
Jack Mackenroth, Mike Dreyden Spend Gay Spa Day Together
Long-rumored fisting bottom Jack Mackenroth and acclaimed porn star Mike Dreyden both partied at the 5th Annversary shindig for Face to Face Day Spa in NYC, and fellow faggot Mike Diamond got it all on tape!
BREAKING: Raging Stallion-Pistol To Merge With NakedSword-AEBN
Here’s one more change in the Obama Era: gay VOD powerhouse NakedSword-AEBN and top gay producers Raging Stallion-Pistol Media have announced the completion of their merger.
When God Closes A Fart Porn Door, He Opens a Publicity Window
The Sword’s favorite Russian-born porntrepreneur Michael Lucas crafted a letter to President Obama today in an effort to garner free publicity dispute Canada’s recent obscenity ban on his two fetish masterpieces: Piss! and Farts!
2009 GayVN Nominations Announced; Margaret Cho Super Excited
The 2009 GayVN nominations are out, kids! As per uje, there are about nine thousand of them! And did we mention this year’s porn oscars are going to be QUITE A SHOW?
High Culture Moment of the Day: Jockstrap Art
Designer Colin Corbett just had a show in London featuring one-of-a-kind jockstraps gilded with things like fake jewels, rubber gloves and silk orchids.
Max Hardcore to Discover New Fetishes in Federal Prison
Heterosexual piss, fist and vomit porn purveyor Max Hardcore surrendered to U.S. Marshals in downtown Los Angeles yesterday to begin serving his 46-month sentence in federal detention.
We’re always on the lookout for gay porn stars who might, arguably, have a twin The Annals of Anal: Man Junk
Do you suffer from janky junk? Does your smegma have a stench? Is your grundle greasy? Your penis putrid? Well there’s a soap entrepreneur out there who thinks he can help. Man Junk, a long-awaited addition to the gay product pantheon,* is an “intimate body wash” tailor made for “the modern man” and his nasty nethers.
When Phone Sex Goes Bad
Automated customer service is a bad idea. Automated phone sex? Worse idea. This bit comes from the hetero comedy duo Stuckey & Murray. Yes, they’re straight, but at least they know what fisting is.
“Boytit Poster” Gets Out Gay Vote in WA State Using ‘Big Brother’s Jessie’s Nipple
Sex columnist and gay pundit Dan Savage scoffs at the get-out-the-vote posters being plastered around Seattle’s Capitol Hill district by homo polticos Equal Rights Washington. “It’s not exactly voting that comes to mind when I look at that poster,” says Savage. “It makes me think about gym–as in, ‘when was the last time I got to the gym?'” He’s taken to referring to it as the “boytit poster.” It’s a pretty standard 90s-style gay ad campaign if you ask us, and the design could just as easily say “Drink Bud Light” or “Use Condoms” or “David Barton Gym” as what it does say: “Flex the Gay Body Politic. Vote.”
Talking Dirty With… the VGL Gay Boys
Cole Escola and Jeffery Self, under the moniker VGL Gay Boys, have made a small splash recently both on YouTube and Off-Broadway — we’ve enjoyed their brief sketches on gay marriage and on getting Sex and the City tickets, not to mention the one wear Cole plays Bernadette Peters. Self’s one-man show “My Life on the Craigslist” premiered earlier this year in New York. The duo are performing their live sit-com “Party ‘n’ Play” at Joe’s Pub at the Public Theater in NYC on August 31.
Trailer: Beefcake (1998)
This 1998 biopic of Athletic Model Guild founder Bob Mizer shows us that in the days before Chi Chi La Rue and fisting and fart porn, a kinder, gentler and semi-erect empire ruled, paving the way for the multi-billion dollar gay porn industry that we know and love today.
If Only Jurors Had Been Able to Watch All of Fists of Fury 4, They Might Have Started To Like It
The creepy man in the white cowboy hat, Max Hardcore, filed a motion for a new trial today after being convicted of obscenity in a Florida court earlier this month. Among his rationales, the much-contested decision of the judge not to force the jurors to watch all the footage from the five videos, including Golden Guzzlers 7, Max Extreme 20 and Fists of Fury 4, in their entirety.
I Do Therefore Izod: The Sword Looks at Gay Wedding Fashion
Granted, you didn’t have months and months to plan your wedding and pick out the perfect outfit, but surely you knew there would be a gazillion news cameras filming the event?
Kentucky Republican Might Get Two Years for Early Morning Blowjob
In a turn of events that will quite possibly ruin a man’s life and encourage suicidal thoughts, a plea deal has been reached in the case of a former Kentucky county chair for the Republican party who was accused by a male colleague of performing oral sex on him, without consent, while he was sleeping. The events took place last July, when after some late-night partying at a friend’s house, a group of people crashed there and a certain twenty-two-year-old man (whose identity has been somewhat protected in the coverage) woke up around 6AM to find Glenn Murphy sucking his dick. The man shooed him away and left the premises, and later took a tape recorder along to a meeting in which Murphy pleaded with him not to report the incident.
Trial Testimony: Pee Videos More Popular Than American Idol David Cook
David Cook may have triumphed over rival David Archuleta in the latest round of American Idol, but he’s still less popular than watersports videos, according to private investigators who testified this week at the Max Hardcore obscenity trial in Tampa.
North Carolina DA Drops Sodomy Charges; NC Cops Still Pricks
In an update on the men arrested for “crimes against nature” in Raleigh last week: the district attorney has dropped the charges realizing that the men were engaged in a consensual act and that 2003’s Lawrence v. Texas ruling invalidated all sodomy laws that remain on the books in some states too stubborn to remove them. Sounding like a regular spokesman for the ACLU, one of the arrested men, Nelson Keith Sloan, spoke to reporters very pointedly about the fact that the legislature still has to do something about the law to keep asshole cops from enforcing it.
Gay Porn Mid-Terms! Our First Quarter Quiz
When it comes to matters of the flesh, it’s been an eventful spring. We know that spring break is over for most of you (assuming that any of you, dear readers, are actually young enough to enjoy it), but we’re hoping that the time off from the books has given everyone a chance to catch up on the three months of arrests, awards and AndroGel patches that you might have missed. Do you know Erik Rhodes from Eric Hanson? Can you sing all the words to “I Wanna Teabag You?” The most number of correct answers wins free porn from Michael Lucas and first runner-up, a one-month membership on NakedSword.com.
White America Can’t Handle Diesel Washington, Except For When It Can
Who’s that lurking in the background of Titan Media’s new title, Telescope? Hint: He’s 6’6, 240lbs, black, and mad as hell! Why yes, it’s Sword crush object Diesel Washington, who came out swinging on his blog today about being relegated to a second-tier cover spot for what is supposed to be his first headlining feature for the contracted studio. In Telescope, Diesel plays a “wealthy, well-dressed urbanite” through whose point-of-view the scintillating actions of the film unfold.
GayVN Nominations Announced
This may be the first year that the GayVNs best the Golden Globes in viewership, and we couldn’t be more pleased: not only has our industry’s little fete grown in recent years, the clothes are more exciting. No offense to Valentino Garavani or Domenico Dolce, but porn star fashion — with it’s reliance on mesh, mess and meth — is infinitely more exciting. We’ve got 35 days until we can bring you the new Spring Collection, so until then, here are the nominations …