Out’s “100 Eligible Bachelors” You Will Never, Ever Date
With the exception of maybe Perez Hilton, no one on this list would ever date you.
Search Results for: Ty Mitchell
[NSFW] ¡Ay Papi! Sean Cody Goes Latin
Sean Cody’s slipped not one, not two, but THREE hulking slabs of Latin beefcake into its stable of milky white models. *What* is even going on?
Pass The Blunt, Dayton O’Connor!
Here is a video of Dayton O’Connor shotgunning a busload of gay porn stars on a recent trip to Las Vegas.
Even More GayVN Nominees
Surprise! GayVN has just released four additional award categories. Now, over a dozen more porn stars can add “GayVN nominee” to their resume.
Red Carpet Goodness From The 2010 Grabbys
The guests of honor, in my book: Kayden Saylor’s face, Diesel Washington’s mom, Drew Cutler’s nipples and Roman Heart’s spray tan.
The 2010 Hookies
With three medallions, Gio from New York City was the big winner at Friday night’s 3rd Annual Escort Awards. Below is the list of winners, along with some pictures for you to look at.
It’s An Autumn Wedding For Damian Rios
Below, Gay Daily Hot coos over the Damian Rios and Coby Mitchell’s wedding rings and claims that love is “special.” And I’m off to the corner deli for some mini-shots.
Today In Porn Star Muscle Clowns
Which hulky flip-fucking firefighter just posed in a twisted Eric Schwabel photo shoot? The answer and images are below.
2009 GayVN Nominations Announced; Margaret Cho Super Excited
The 2009 GayVN nominations are out, kids! As per uje, there are about nine thousand of them! And did we mention this year’s porn oscars are going to be QUITE A SHOW?
Lady Bunny Reacts to the Question ‘Is Drag Still Relevant’?
Earlier this week we noted a piece on Salon.com which both trashed Rupaul’s Drag Race and condemned modern drag to the grave of history alongside minstrel shows and Paul Lynde.
Lesbians Will Kill Us All
Lesbians across the nation are keeping busy, protesting marriage inequality by taking to the streets, and also, in a more disturbing trend, protesting their devastating penis deficiencies by killing people.
Such a Nice Man: Ronald Dominique
This fella just got 8 life sentences for the murder of some 23 gay prostitutes in Louisiana.
Weekend Event Roundup: April 25-27
Care of The Sword’s tireless editors, we bring you this roundup (by
no means complete, or even-handed) of stuff going on for those of the
homo persuasion this weekend in the two meccas we currently have
bandwidth to cover, San Francisco and New York. Check back soon to see
us cover more gay urban centers near you (sorry, Cheyenne, we may never
get to you).
Our heavily editorialized listings after the jump…
Wolf Hudson: Porn Dancer
Porn stars, listen up. We can’t say it enough: Make more YouTube videos of yourselves. In this clip, porn twunk Wolf Hudson dances around his apartment to Rihanna’s “Please Don’t Stop the Music,” and he’s doing it all for you, people. For you. Cue Joni Mitchell’s “Real Good for Free.”
5 Ways to Ease Your Valentine’s Pain
We kneaux! Valentine’s Day is here and all you’ve got for distraction is your gym membership, your New Year’s diet and your right hand. Most of your friends are either paired off or they’re such embarrassing drunks you don’t want to be caught dead hanging out with them on V-Day because it’s only going to lead to another depressing, all-too- familiar, shouty conversation with some other sad singles down at the bar-and it might even lead to a fight. So, because we love you (even though no one else does), we offer you this survival guide.
Hookers Ball
Discovery Nightclub, 89 Mitchell Street
Darwin, Australia
December 2
C-lister Tara Reid (billed on the flyer as “Hollywood A-lister”… umm, no), tired of taking shit on the Sunset Strip for her botched boob job and blackout drunkenness, now apparently makes appearances at random-ass international fêtes in order to pay the bills. So, if you happen to be Darwin, Australia the first weekend in December, and you happen to be dressed like a hooker, it’s a mere $25 at the door ($35 if you’re not dressed “in theme”). Doors at 8PM. myspace/discovery_nightclub