A great many fags, trannies and lezzes were out beating the Pride drum this weekend and getting subsequently hammered in the name of gayness, and my oh my, the pics from the Queens Pride fest in Jackson Heights, NYC, are pretty fucking wonderful.
BaitBus.com has been around for a long time — since 2001 to be exact — and they were, arguably, pioneers in the amateur internet gay-for-pay space that’s become so commonplace.
We at The Sword love Photoshopped fake nude shots of celebrities as much as the next gay, and these are especially convincing!
It’s our new favorite music video, and a pretty catchy little piece of guitar dance-pop by a Swede who calls himself Tommy Sparks.
Bravo knows its audience, and therefore the second season of Make Me a Supermodel has kicked off with more pretty men and more male nudity than its fairly fleshy first season.
This year’s nominees for the Grabby Awards–which round out the ever-glamorous gay porn awards season with a ceremony/party in Chicago, two months after the GayVN Awards–have been announced!
In case you weren’t aware, Karl Lagerfeld is on Twitter. And remarkably for his age, he immediately seems to understand the microblogging genre.
The 2009 GayVN nominations are out, kids! As per uje, there are about nine thousand of them! And did we mention this year’s porn oscars are going to be QUITE A SHOW?
We at The Sword thought it was about time we acknowledged that January was designated National Drag Queen History Month.
You can always count on a holiday weekend for a few photos of some male celebrity shirtless on a tropical island trying to enjoy a little downtime with his beard/girlfriend.
By and large, trannies are obsessed with Christmas music. And if they aren’t dressing up in their sequined holiday best to shout-sing a rendition of “Silver Bells,” they’re making short films in honor of the holidays–like our idols John Roberts and Hedda Lettuce below.
Oh, how we do enjoy when Hollywood gives a shout-out to the gays. Much of the time it’s in the awkwardly semi-homophobic vein of “I’m Fucking Ben Affleck” or something involving Andy Samberg’s dad on SNL.
The feds are threatening to pull funding for a mental hospital in Lincoln, Nebraska after a nurse there brought a patient to a porn store so he could stock up. Oh, plus she got raped. We’ve got ourselves a lose-lose situation here.
Halloween’s this weekend. Why not have a ghoulish wank to the delightful horror pornos below?
In case you haven’t been religiously tuning into the greatest program in television history, “Paris Hilton’s My New BFF” on MTV, allow us break down for you the crucial points.
They admit that it’s linkbait, and we’re biting! The guys over at URLesque have compiled this list of bloggers on whom they’re ‘man-crushing’ (read: occasionally jacking off to but staying discreet about it ’cause it’s AOL). We have to admit to a serious, long-standing crush on Gabriel Delahaye of Corporate Casual fame (he unfortunately digs the pussy), and we wouldn’t kick Zach Klein (College Humor) or Michael K (Dlisted) out of bed either (we’re pretty certain the latter is the gay). However we’d have to take issue with the assessment that Andy Towle has “stripped ‘gay content’ of yappy, splashy gossip” and become “the go-to resource for realistic analysis of the ever-changing policies effecting the gay community.” WhatEV. He’s just as infatuated with Chace Crawford as we are.
In honor of this very American weekend, we offer up some guy candy from our very own ersatz Royal family, the Kennedys. In particular, we pay tribute to that hottie to end all hotties, JFK Jr., who tragically died along with wife Caroline in a prop-plane crash on the way to Martha’s Vineyard 9 years ago next week. Oh, cruel Fate, how could you take such a time-honored torso from us so abruptly? God bless America. Ahem. Pics after the jump…
Everybody knows that using sex to promote a Summer movie is nothing new to Hollywood. However, after hearing that the Sex and the City movie had wooden spanking paddles branded at a recent Babeland store opening, followed by the revelation this morning that the upcoming film adaptation of Chuck Palahniuk’s Choke is being announced via a complimentary string of anal beads, we’re more titillated about advertising than ever!
Screw gay-for-pay: if you want to get off to a real straight man, head to the other side of the video store. Not long ago, straight porn was dominated by ugly everymen like Ron Jeremy, who allowed thousands of fat masturbating men to imagine that they, too, could have sex with Seka. Oh, how times have changed!
Every hundred years (of Madonna’s lifetime), the planets align, the earth reaches a precise distance from a black hole of total vapidity, and the biggest divas of a generation-Mariah, Kylie, Janet and Madonna-all release albums at the same time. While numbers say one thing, we couldn’t help wondering where each oft-impersonated female entertainer stands in the heart of those who matter: the gays. We served the following question to our polling panel of around two dozen bitchy homosexuals: Who’s THE FIERCEST of them all? The results, in all of their critical vainglory, after the jump.
They called them “theatrical” or “perpetual bachelors,” but we call them GAY-and we’ve always been a little baffled looking back at the proto-homos of yore and wondered how their big secret got so well kept. We understand that before AIDS and parades we weren’t exactly on the suburban radar, but COME ON NOW. After the jump, we continue our series on pioneering gays who used to be called, simply, “a little funny.”
It’s the only fetish John Waters thinks is creepy, and seriously, we’re not really all that keen on real babies. But repeated viewings of HBO’s Real Sex and our constant need for discovering new and exciting perversions has led us to spend the week ogling adult babies. (And, no, this has nothing to do with either the porn star baby pictures or our fascination with outing the children of celebrities.) Grab your rattle (we’ll grab our coat-hangers) for a quick stroll(er) through the land of the dirty nappy.
We kneaux! Valentine’s Day is here and all you’ve got for distraction is your gym membership, your New Year’s diet and your right hand. Most of your friends are either paired off or they’re such embarrassing drunks you don’t want to be caught dead hanging out with them on V-Day because it’s only going to lead to another depressing, all-too- familiar, shouty conversation with some other sad singles down at the bar-and it might even lead to a fight. So, because we love you (even though no one else does), we offer you this survival guide.
Has the vivisection that is holiday shopping robbed you of your holiday spirit? With less than a week until we all hunker down at Mom’s, rifle through the medicine cabinet, bogart a bottle of champagne and wake up dazed in a living nativity somewhere down the street, time is running out to get our loved ones what they really want from us. Of course, a porn site membership will successfully impress your gaggle of gay friends, but for your most special partner, nothing says “Season’s Greetings” like reaming him in the ass with a giant red and white candy-cane vibrator! Alright fruitcakes, we give you (after the jump): Our Holiday Wishlist!
They say that you should never judge a book by its cover. They’re totally wrong. Bad marketing is always something that should be judged, harshly in our opinion, while awesome covers deserve unmitigated praise, attention, and preference. “Why buy something that will look ugly on your bookshelf?” The same is true in gay porn packaging. With the wealth of outstanding imagery that pornographers have to design graphics around, it’s a marvel that some studios pump out nothing but ugly video boxes. Sifting through the newest additions to NakedSword 4.0, we couldn’t help but be amused by some of the porn boxcovers that we came across and impressed by their sheer artistic value. After the jump, check out some of the prettiest pornos that NS has to offer, and also feel free to check out our follow-up: The Don’ts.