By the looks of Metromix photographer Angela Franzer’s photographs, she hates the White Party even more than we do. How else to explain these shots of ALL the HOTTIES? With meticulous composition and fine-tuned lighting, Angela’s gripping photographs capture several guys’ backs as they sat around the pool and all those delectable orthodontists with their shirts off. We can practically smell the novacaine! How on earth did Jason Ridge have such a shitty time?
If we aren’t too busy scooping our eyeballs out with spoons next Easter, we’ll be sure to make it down there for this party to end all gay parties.
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Is that man at the top wearing some sort of product for incontinence?
I have never seen pictures of that event that make me want to attend.
funny! And all these years I thought I had been missing something!
HA!