By the looks of Metromix photographer Angela Franzer’s photographs, she hates the White Party even more than we do. How else to explain these shots of ALL the HOTTIES? With meticulous composition and fine-tuned lighting, Angela’s gripping photographs capture several guys’ backs as they sat around the pool and all those delectable orthodontists with their shirts off. We can practically smell the novacaine! How on earth did Jason Ridge have such a shitty time?
If we aren’t too busy scooping our eyeballs out with spoons next Easter, we’ll be sure to make it down there for this party to end all gay parties.
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White Party: Day 3 (Metromix Palm Springs)
A source has leaked details to The Sword about a new fucky fucky extension that will not be beholden to any of Apple's pearl-clutching restrictions.
I don't take sex seriously enough to commit to a Master/slave dynamic, so instead I'll just read this new blog written by a 39-year-old British sub slut named Fang.
1. You know it's a leather orgy when everyone takes a moment between foreplay and fucking so they can put their clothes back on.
When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I've found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.
The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.