Celebrated tit-parader Pamela Anderson has a new scuba-diver boyfriend, and he’s age-appropriate, not a greasy rock star, and completey fucking hot!  His name’s Jamie Padgett, age 42 (a year older than Pam), and the two met in the Malibu trailer park they are both currently calling home.

Pam is shacking up in the trailer park (which may be this one, where property values have hit 7 figures) while her Malibu home undergoes some renovations, and one day this hunky piece of man beauty gave her a lift to the beach in his golf cart.  And just look at little Pammie!  That’s a smile that says “I got fucked good last night.”  Color us jealous.

Images c/o Us Weekly, on stands now.

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