Cruz was caught this Saturday night exiting a private event in San Francisco’s South of Market district, seemingly oblivious to the swarm of press who’d been tipped off to his whereabouts by a disgruntled former model. Cruz, long known for his tight control over his public image, let his inner Britney fly as he stumbled out of his Chevy Suburban, flashed a Sword paparrazzo and stumbled into a club. At one point, Cruz grabbed the photographer’s camera after he snapped a pic of Cruz with something in his hair which definitely wasn’t Silk Groom.
“The deal is off!” Cruz shouted in a fake British accent at a stunned Sword photographer, alluding to a major upcoming deal with Sword parent company NakedSword. “You’ll never work in this crikey town again!” He stumbled off into the distance flanked by recently declared love Bruno Bond and porn newcomer Race Cooper.
The next day, the recriminations from Cruz’s publicist were fast and spurious. “Mr. Cruz is currently recovering from exhaustion at a private residence. This is yet another example of an overzealous press attempting to defame the good members of our community. “
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