What a great Memorial Day Grabby Weekend that was! It has winners, sinners, break, break-ups … and even Shakespeare and auto-fapping. I was shocked too: Paul Canon can read!
Men.com took three of its most popular stars: Colby Jansen, Bennett Anthony and now Paul Canon and had them read from three of the Baird’s most popular works: A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Hamlet, and Romeo and Juliet, while their famous cocks were being taken care of for them by the latest in “look ma, no hands,” masturbation technology: The AutoBlow2. Kudos to Paul, who handled the oration rather well, but the jury is still out on how the AutoBlow2 handles a dick.
A Business Insider profile revealed the AutoBlow is the crowd-funded dream of handsome lawyer turned inventor-creator Brian Sloan. Imagine a Fleshjack you plug in and a couple of internal rings simulate getting a blow job.
The Autoblow 2 is not a silent product. It is a machine — and the reason it works is because a motor is driving the spring-loaded beads up and down. If you need silence, this might not be the product for you. It makes a sound kind of like windshield wipers.
In related news, Men.com’s Cross Check Part 2 is out featuring Bennett and Paul practicing a different kind of dick-tion. Ahhh how tight, when Bennett’s cock through Canon’s sphincter breaks …
And it looks like Bennett and Paul are friends in real life…
— Bennett Anthony (@BennettAnthonyx) May 25, 2015