What a great Memorial Day Grabby Weekend that was! It has winners, sinners, break, break-ups … and even Shakespeare and auto-fapping. I was shocked too: Paul Canon can read!
Men.com took three of its most popular stars: Colby Jansen, Bennett Anthony and now Paul Canon and had them read from three of the Baird’s most popular works: A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Hamlet, and Romeo and Juliet, while their famous cocks were being taken care of for them by the latest in “look ma, no hands,” masturbation technology: The AutoBlow2. Kudos to Paul, who handled the oration rather well, but the jury is still out on how the AutoBlow2 handles a dick.
A Business Insider profile revealed the AutoBlow is the crowd-funded dream of handsome lawyer turned inventor-creator Brian Sloan. Imagine a Fleshjack you plug in and a couple of internal rings simulate getting a blow job.
Judging by the looks on Colby‘s, Bennett’s and Paul’s faces, at the least, it doesn’t feel horrible. We did point out that one downside is it is noisy. Or as they say on their website:
The Autoblow 2 is not a silent product. It is a machine — and the reason it works is because a motor is driving the spring-loaded beads up and down. If you need silence, this might not be the product for you. It makes a sound kind of like windshield wipers.
In related news, Men.com’s Cross Check Part 2 is out featuring Bennett and Paul practicing a different kind of dick-tion. Ahhh how tight, when Bennett’s cock through Canon’s sphincter breaks …
And it looks like Bennett and Paul are friends in real life…
Watch my bestie @PAULTHECANONXXX and I get it on. @Men pic.twitter.com/xRqoNlnZ0y
— Bennett Anthony (@BennettAnthonyx) May 25, 2015
Previously: Beardless Bennett Anthony Cums While Reading Shakespeare
Paul is my favorite actor in the entire industry, I like everything he does
Harlan; Does posting comments like “I was shocked too: Paul Canon can read!” make you feel superior? Why do you feel the need to post such slurs?
andrew, not being able to read wouldn’t be funny, it would be sad. It wasn’t a slur, it was a joke. It’s the weekend, lighten up and enjoy!
Love Paul Canon; hate the long hair on him.
Does AutoBlow2 come with warranty and technical support or is it like a ” Made in China ” stuff ?
Also: I’m an old school cocksucker, dammit.
Is is possible to downvote a crowdfunding project?
Honestly? I’ve heard better line readings from dead people.
He’s cute, though.
Why don’t you just rent Bennett Anthony for at least an hour instead of simply watching the video? Live the fantasy. https://www.rentboy.com/bennettanthony
My GOD that bottom needs a haircut.
Why does he need a hair cut? Just because you may not like it doesn’t mean he needs to cut it it’s his hair and you’ll see it for what 25 mins don’t like it don’t watch that scene.