What does The Sword really think of Paul Wagner? What does Chris Porter think of Paul Wagner?
An IM transcript from this afternoon:
Chris Porter: paul wagner thought you were being mean to him! :-0
ZacharySire: ?! i love him. why????
Chris Porter: something in that fuck, marry, kill post with him
Chris Porter: I think he just misunderstood. I was like, I am pretty sure zach loves you.
ZacharySire: umm yeah
Chris Porter: in the post he was in the “fuck” category
ZacharySire: right. well tell him i want to marry him instead i guess?
Chris Porter: i told him he is too adorable and nice for anyone to not like him. he said he thought you said something about his contract? I have no idea how he got that from what you said.
ZacharySire: never talked about any contracts at all
Chris Porter: i know haha
ZacharySire: i don’t get it. maybe i should do a post about how paul wagner and i are in a fight and i didn’t even know it?
Chris Porter: you could never say anything bad about him. he’s too cute
ZacharySire: very true
Chris Porter: lol
ZacharySire: was actually going to do a post on his rb scene. he looks amaaaze. dying.
Chris Porter: :-) I want HIM TO TOP ME! or i’d fuck him. i want to fuck him.
Chris Porter: i am a top now
Chris Porter: J fucking K
ZacharySire: i just want him to hold me
Chris Porter: ME TOO
ZacharySire: he’s so purty
Chris Porter: i just wanna cuddle and kiss and pet him
ZacharySire: i want to introduce him to my mom
Chris Porter: I want to put a ring on it
ZacharySire: i want him to tell me that everything is going to be OK
Chris Porter: you win
ZacharySire: paul wagner wins