When we saw Bruce Vilanch trolling the Rentboy Pool Party on Saturday, we got to recessionary thinking: Would it be more economical for the escort-hounding comedian to become a gay porn star himself? Some talent you’re born with, but there’s a lot you can fix with paint and a surgeon.
Turns out that building the perfect beast is cheaper than a Mercedes SLR and will get you laid twice as often. Not only will you save money on overnights with Barrett Long, you could pick up a little extra on the side, er, modelling.
(François’s famous head tattoo is extra and charming Parisian accent are separate, of course.)
UPDATE: Well hello, lawyer letter from Playgirl. In other news, Playgirl can afford a lawyer? Images removed.
The Homosexual Recruiter Association celebrates another success today now that former Menudo boy bander Angelo Garcia has done the yep-i'm-gay thing. And to celebrate, he's posing nude.