Sometimes when you’re super fuckin’ horny, you’re super fuckin’ horny. It doesn’t matter where you are, the mood just strikes and you have to let a warm load escape out of your balls ASAP. So what do you do if this happens while you’re at work? Do you wait till you’re home or do you defile your office like a pervert?
Well, the latest Adrian Hart scene at Men.com shows Adrian choosing the latter and using his office as a personal masturbation station. The vid starts with Captain Adrian of Precinct 69 feeling a little horny while doing some paperwork and deciding to crank his yank right at his desk. Officer Nick LA then walks into Adrian’s office to discover his boss polishing his own gun and we’re sure you can guess what happens next.
Inspired by this office jerk-off vid, we’re now asking you what your workplace masturbation habits are like. Have you ever sharpened your own pencil in the workplace? Where did you do it? Your office? The bathroom? Let us know in our perverted polls below and be sure to sound off in the comments with the dirtiest work story you have.
Let us know your filthy work stories below and be sure to watch this full workplace masturbation scene over at Men.com!
I worked in Disaster Management and was representing my employer at a conference call that included the President. One of the political appointees kept looking at me and rearranging his Dick in his pants. Got me hard so I reciprocated. We ended up in a bathroom after the call and I fucked the shit out of him.
Uh yeah, sure you did, lmfao. Queen please, leave the stage!
Who wrote this Sal Governale from the Howard Stern show?!
I work in porn behind the scenes and I have NEVER jerked off at work. Ya’ll need to grow up and mature it seems.
I will wait until after work. I did catch one of my homophobe gross co-workers beating off and I reported him and got him fired. I can only imagine what he told his wife and kids. lmfao.
And that somehow proves you were any different than he was how exactly?
Easy, I did the right thing and got promoted. He, got fired, his wife divorced him and everyone looks at him now as a pervert.
Yes I have and that could not be helped. Use to work at a private club that had a small pool , n gym. Caught a member’s son in the handicap stall sucking his own dick. He panicked and said not to tell. I told him no worry, as long as u continue while I eat out your ass. His face lit up in disbelief. No ways he said, you wanna eat out my asshole? FUCK YA u got ass guy. He asked me where u want it. Told him some in my mouth some in my hand to rub in your hole. He wanted to meet up again but chickened out. Cause if his dad found out he is gay, he would be out on the streets.
Uh… sure. Did batman come over for breakfast next? Go back downstairs to mommies basement. Gurl bye.
these erotica fantasies are getting ridiculous.
LoL