Pierre Fitch announced his upcoming dildo on his blog today. We didn’t know that Fleshjack was in the business of cock construction in addition to hole digging, but the company famous for its fuckable fabricated boi-pussies (modeled on the left by Pierre) couldn’t have chosen a better first spokesdick.
In his downtime, Pierre has been renovating his basement. Also, a surprising fact we learned today: Pierre Fitch has a basement.
This weekend I’m renovating my basement for my little club that I will do for my DJ stuff…It should be one amazing fun weekend. My DJ friend is coming next week to give me some DJ Lessons.
Above, Pierre models a Fleshlight. Below, he practices his DJ craft. And below that, we feature the Comment of the Week, which someone left on Pierre’s post.
Fleshboys (Pierre Fitch’s Journal)
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Below: "The Long Stroke," the cable news spoof, the candid photos, your new favorite euphemism and the great Christian retreat.
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