Pierre discusses his income, his lavish lifestyle, the hanging of plasma TVs (he has 6, one of them in the bathroom) and his strict diet of dick, semen and animal protein.
But most surprising is the fact that the Canadian mogul never reads books. “I get dizzy after a few pages,” Pierre explains.
He adds that he has Attention Deficit Disorder and “gets bored easily,” which the reporter uses as an opening to ask Pierre what his penis was like when he was 15. Pierre’s reply:
My cock was an okay size, but suddenly it started to grow. It was fucking amazing! It kept growing, and by 16, it had doubled in size. It’s about 8.5 inches, six inches thick. It’s very fat. I love my cock. Thank God I have a big piece. People always want to play with it, touch it, look at it, feel it. It’s a money maker.
I get bored easily. And you know what? I love to fuck! So much! And in every position. Make the guy suffer a little. Take it, bitch! People e-mail me all the time: ‘I want to get fucked by Pierre Fitch!’ Well then, take it!
And as for that whole marriage thing to the very-large-cocked Ralph Woods? “It was a great bit of marketing,” Pierre says. Marriage for real doesn’t seem to strike Pierre’s fancy. Citing contemporary legal theory, he explains, “I like my stuff too much. I’m not handing 50 per cent of it over to anyone.”
At the close of the interview, with yearning in his heart and wasabe in his stomach, Pierre confesses that he doesn’t want to end up an old spinster living alone with a bunch of
cats plasma TVs lying around the house. “I don’t want to be alone all my life,” Pierre says.
We’re sure there’s a husband waiting in one of those 1000 emails he gets every day. Happy hunting, Pierre.
Pierre Fitch Interview (Montreal Mirror)
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