Pierre Fitch is as hot as he is cocky, and if he grants you the right to fuck him, you’d better make sure you’re sterile down there. Because if he catches a whiff, you’re shit out of luck.
The serial dater has moved on from his freakishly hung ex, Ralph Woods, into the spindly arms of his current boyfriend, fellow performer Julien Cox. He’s busy these days directing his own scenes for PierreFitchOnline.com, learning how to finger turn-tables (his DJ site is here and he spins at Toronto’s Goodhandys on October 10th) and enjoying the benefits of being hot (see below).
The Sword: So what’s it like being hot? Are there any drawbacks?
Pierre Fitch: Well I guess I’m just lucky. I llike being hot. It’s easier to pick guys up, I like the attention. I wouldn’t say there are any drawbacks.
TS: You always date skinny boys.
PF: I don’t know why I’m into twinks but yeah, that’s my thing. I like to be the bigger guy, it makes me feel more dominating.
TS: But my favorite scene of yours is when you got fucked by hot daddy Gus Mattox in Through The Woods.
PF: The age difference was difficult for me in that scene. I’m not into the father / son thing. I’ve never hooked up with an older guy in my personal life. I’ve had a lot of offers but I always refuse them.
TS: You seem so turned on in that scene, though.
PF: I fantasize about other things — hot young guys or my exes or whatever, and when I’m not turned on in a scene I don’t even think about my scene partner. It’s hard but I manage. That’s why I’m so selective with the guys on my site.
TS: Have you ever jerked off to one of your own scenes like Race Cooper does?
PF: No, I hate looking at myself. I watch a lot of porn but it’s weird thinking about jerking off to myself.
TS: What kind of stuff have fans bought you?
PF: I’ve had fans buy me all sorts of stuff — laptops, Playstations, equipment. I’ve also had fans spend money to send me on trips, but most fans just want to sleep with me and when they find out I don’t escort, they stop with the gifts.
TS: How did you get your porn name?
PF: Pierre is my real first name, but for my last name, I chose “Fitch” because I used to really like Abercrombie & Fitch clothes.
TS: Have you ever stopped mid-hookup because your fuck buddy did something wrong?
PF: If I hook up with someone I always tell them two things: douche and have good breath. Because if you come to my house and start shitting on my cock then I never want to see you again. In a lot of the scene I’ve shot, the minute I smell anything weird, I’m turned off for the rest of the scene. If it’s a movie I have no choice but to keep going, but if it’s for a hookup, I say, ‘Look buddy, I told you beforehand to douche and you still didn’t, and now you’ve ruined my towels, so get the fuck out.’
TS: Sounds good! Any go-go dancing horror stories? Do guys ever invade your space?
PF: It’s not my favorite thing to do because I don’t really know how to dance. But I hate it when people invade my space, and I don’t want to have to get violent, so I I always make sure that security knows to keep people from invading my space.
TS: Yeah, um, you seem pretty violent. Does that enter into your sex life?
PF: Oh yeah, I get very dominant. I like to whip the shit out of someone, tie him up, get him in hand-cuffs and fuck him. I’ve got whips and cross in my basement. But I don’t put that stuff on film because my fans are pretty vanilla, and they don’t want to see that. I’m a lot kinkier in my personal life.
TS: What about piss? Fisting?
PF: Yeah, I like to piss on people. If you want to get pissed on, why not? I think it’s fun. I’ve never fisted anybody though. A lot of guys have asked me to fist them but I’m too turned off by shit to try. I don’t know if I could throw on the rubber gloves and dig around up in there. But maybe one day I’ll try it! How about you? Are you into piss or fisting?
TS: Cool! So how do you meet guys? Do you hook up online?
PF: I mostly hook up in bars, because then you can get drunk, but I hook up online too.
TS: Do a lot of guys think your profile is fake?
PF: Yeah, a lot of people don’t believe it’s me so I have to prove it on cam.
TS: What do you look for?
PF: I need a big dick. If you’ve noticed, all of my exes are really hung, so I’m kind of spoiled. I can’t get enough big dick. So in bars if I want to hook up with a guy, I’ll always shove my hand down his pants first and feel his balls. If he’s got big, low-hanging balls then he’s got a big dick. But I hate it when guys online tell me they’re hung and then show up with a 4-inch cock. If I have to jerk your cock with two fingers, then I’m going to tell you to go home. What can I say? I’m a big cock fan.
And then there are guys who use somebody else’s picture. But I have double doors leading into my apartment, and the first doors have tinted windows, which means I can see the dude but he can’t see me. And if he’s not who he said he was, I don’t even want to talk to him, so I won’t even answer the door. That pisses them off, and they’ll usually just keep ringing the bell, which I think is kind of funny. But it doesn’t happen very often.
TS: What was it like to fuck Mason Wyler in Spokes 3?
PF: Oh my god, it was amazing, I’ve never done a scene where one guy got fucked by so many people. It was funny when Ralph Woods when to fuck him. Mason looked like he was about to go unconscious for a second. He was in doggy style position and he had just started doing porn. But he was a trooper and he took all those cocks. It was great. He seemed to be a fan.
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