Poetry, Whiskey, And Nine Inches From Colby Keller

To celebrate Robert Burns Day, Colby recorded himself reading some of the Scottish poet’s work. I won’t pretend to know much about Robert Burns, so take it away Colby:

In honor of Robert Burns Day I thought I’d read a few selections from the “Merry Muses of Caledonia,” a collection of erotic poetry published four years after the Scottish poet’s death. Burns is probably most well known for his New Year’s Eve anthem “Auld Lang Syne.” I hope I’m not well known for butchering the following poems. It turns out it’s impossible to read a poem by Burns without faking a Scottish accent. He wrote em that way. If you don’t understand a single word, you’re not alone. Desperate for some inspiration, the glass I’m holding in the video is meant to contain scotch (I’m so poor, however, I can’t afford scotch so I improvised with cheap American whiskey).

The poem he’s reading here is called “Nine Inch Will Please A Lady.”

And (how’s this for a segue) speaking of nine inches, watch Colby Keller fuck the bejesus out of newcomer Ben Stone on NakedSword. The scene is part of an exclusive two-week promotion we’re running, and it comes from Steve Cruz and Bruno Bond’s upcoming Hard Friction release, Late Night Hit:

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Aside from what I already love about Colby Keller (his dick, his smolderingly rugged good looks, his dick, his wit, his dick, and now his ability to do a Scottish accent), the other thing I love, that for some reason doesn’t always seem evident on camera, is how massive he is. I saw him for like two seconds when he was here shooting a few weeks ago, and he has to be at least 6’3″. Can you imagine all of that coming at you from behind?

[Naked Sword: Colby Keller in Hard Friction’s Late Night Hit]

 

0 thoughts on “Poetry, Whiskey, And Nine Inches From Colby Keller”

  1. Just when I think I can’t love Colby anymore… I find out that for variety, I could close my eyes while we are fucking and imagine it’s Gerard Butler. Course who’d close their eyes if they were fucking Colby.

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