Police in the Australian state of Victoria, where Melbourne is located, have announced a crackdown on GHB with the first-ever training of sniffer dogs who can detect the drug of choice for tribal tattoo queens everywhere. In the right dose, the drug will make you dancey and happy-go-horny. A couple of millimeters too much and the drug can kill you.
I’m personally not a GHB user, since it can also kill you if mixed with alcohol, and would therefore probably kill me. Then again, I’ve always fantasized about getting raped while rendered unconscious in a G-hole, so I’ll have to get on that in case these canine GHB-whores ever catch on in the US.
Dogs being trained to detect GHB (In the Mix)
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