Police in the Australian state of Victoria, where Melbourne is located, have announced a crackdown on GHB with the first-ever training of sniffer dogs who can detect the drug of choice for tribal tattoo queens everywhere. In the right dose, the drug will make you dancey and happy-go-horny. A couple of millimeters too much and the drug can kill you.
I’m personally not a GHB user, since it can also kill you if mixed with alcohol, and would therefore probably kill me. Then again, I’ve always fantasized about getting raped while rendered unconscious in a G-hole, so I’ll have to get on that in case these canine GHB-whores ever catch on in the US.
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Well that only is gonna work if you have the cheap shit… the good stuff is odorless. And in reality, GHB can be a powerful cleaner for your cars rims… so who are these assusies to say that little Scope bottle, full of it wasnt to clean your tires when you get pulled over the those dogs sniff out your shit? Regardless, if this happens in NYC… i’m moving.
GHB is a major sedative. They don’t call it the “date rape drug” for nothing — it robs you of energy and the will to move.
I am not one of these supposed assholes who gets “dancey” from it. It’s NOT a good time.
Unless you’re idea of a good time is being allowed into a threesome with 2 of the hottest guys I’ve ever met, taking GHB, then quickly drifting to the floor and fighting my eyelids for the privilege of watching.
And it’s cos of crackdowns like this that we have so much violence in the inner city clubs.
People tend to be wankers when drunk or on Meth or Speed or whatever they can get that the clubs can’t catch them with.