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Perhaps just as importantly, the body police told us what they don’t like to see at the beach. Raging Stallion exclusive Ryan Raz hates men in bright colors and floral patterns (anything that “looks like it could be a girl’s”), and porn star escort Nick Capra is turned off by naval rings (“Such a turn-off ! And very Britney.”). The Jarics do not like when your stomach sticks out further than your penis (“that’s called a Dickie Do”) and Roman Heart hates when people hide in the shade.
But not everyone was as focused on what not to wear. Hot and hairy Jake Deckard summed his summer wish for the gay community. “Less marriage talk and more beach-side fucking, please.” Amen to that!
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