Porn Stars’ Valentine’s Days Were Just As Lame As Yours

Preternaturally furry Raging Stallion exclusive RJ Danvers spent Valentine’s Day at his mom’s house catching up with Dollhouse, the new TV show starring Buffy creator Joss Whedon. Gay-for-pay amateur stud Cody Cummings spent Valentine’s Day at Sears, shopping for a fridge.

Then there are the Jarics. Still exhausted from destroying that police officer’s career, the exhaustingly monogamous Falcon exclusives took it easy and spent Valentine’s Day reading TheSword, naturally. In response to our slobber-covered post declaring Ty Colt the next big thing, Aden and Jordan wrote:

If thesword.com says it’s true – then it is! Actually they aren’t the only one’s who think Ty is a star – call us biased but there’s a growing fan club for Ty here at Falcon Studios that seems to be getting bigger and bigger as the days go by. Brandon (our Sales Coordinator) even has ‘I Love Ty Colt’ drawn on the front of his notebook – and strangely enough our copy of Men Magazine with Ty on the cover has gone missing too.

But it is Johnny Hazzard who overtakes the limp competition to win the award for most boring Valentine’s Day award. He spent it posting the video below. We’d rather watch paint dry on his ass.

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