Other airlines allow wireless service on selected flights, but Virgin is the only company that will not filter adult content. A spokesman says that she doesn’t think this new in-flight entertainment option will lead to an epidemic of public self-abuse. “There is nothing stopping guests now from downloading the content onto a laptop for a flight,” the spokesman said.

This new rule sounds like trouble to us. As if it weren’t enough to have to spend the entire flight suppressing nicotine cravings, now we have to worry about furtively readjusting our erections next to crying babies?

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