PornHub Will Plant a Tree For Every 100 Donkey Dicks You Jerk Off To

In a shoutout to all tree-hugging size queens out there, amateur porn purveyor PornHub decided to do an Arbor Day promotion?

Yeah, I don’t really get it, but somebody over there would really like to help plant some trees, so they’re offering to plant 1 tree for every 100 videos watched, but only in their Big Dick category. Sadly, that category contains a lot of vagina.

Then they decide to get pun-y.

While you’re watching some nice pieces of ash, you’ll also be helping to spruce America up! (Bushes are optional.)

So, yeah. At PornHub, they don’t actually have any subcategories under “Gay.” Therefore the Big Dick category is all straight.

Even though you might prefer to watch this big dicked, fairly attractive ginger get blown…
 

 
 

Or this British guy with “11 inches” (it does look like it could be at least 9 or 10) fucking around with his mate.

 

 

 

But nobody’s going to plant any trees on your behalf unless you watch something like this atrocity below, 100 times.

 

Sorry.

Or maybe we should petition PornHub and tell them we need some fucking subcategories of our own.

[PornHub via JoeMyGod]

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