Is J. Lo Worth Your Gay Dollar?

RadioheadInRainbows.jpg“15 Steps” by Radiohead (off of In Rainbows)

Julian_TongueTHUMB.jpgJULIAN
(Account Executive, Mr. San Francisco Leather 2004)

 ”Is this Chris Crocker!?”

 

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(Customer Service Lezzie, Memoirist)

“Maybe if the gays who play chess went dancing at The Café …”

TimValentiTHUMB.jpgTIM
(CEO, NakedSword.com)

 ”It might appeal to dope heads, but on the whole I think it’s a bit on the intellectual side for some gays.”

Chance our team thinks you’ll hear them open for Madonna? 19%

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“Stay Together” by Jennifer Lopez (off of Brave)

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“This takes me back to when I go-go danced at her record release party back in ’99!”

marysk8THUMB.jpg“If there had been more of those Peruvian windpipes, or if the music video had a bunch of llamas and goats with her and she was wearing a cute hat…”

TimValentiTHUMB.jpg“What I like about J-Lo is, uh, her beauty.”

Chance our team thinks you’ll hear it on the leather deck of an Atlantis cruise? 95%

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