Match The Porn Star With His Baby Pic

Rules: This is sort of like our MySpace music quiz… Match the baby on the left with his grown-up counterpart in the right. If you get them all right, your prize is bragging rights that you’re an even bigger porn freak than we are. We even gave you clues. Click here for answers.

1.
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He may look a little darker these days (cool it with the tanning pills, soul brother!), but look at what a l’il sweetie this megastar once was, sitting there, *so over* that sailor suit he could just die.

 

 
a.
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Damien Crosse
2.
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While he now prefers more exotic locales, it’s good to know he got his start at the mall.

 

 
b.
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Matthew Rush
3.
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This one doesn’t really need a clue. The pout totally gives it away.

 

 
c.
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Roman Heart
4.
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He is probably laughing to himself knowing that one day his biceps will be bigger than his whole body is now.

 

 
d.
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François Sagat

5.
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Who’d-a-thunk this runt would grow up to be a GRUNT?

 

 
e.
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Collin O’Neal

6.
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Despite the photo, this prolific twunk (that’s twink-turned-hunk, dear reader) has yet to play a cowboy (but he has played a park ranger).

 

 
f.
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Michael Lucas
7.
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You might want to put your “thinking cap” on for this one.

 

 
g.
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Jordan Jaric
8.
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This is an appropriate pose given his tendency to pontificate.

 

 
h.
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Steve Cruz

9.
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Though he’s currently a certain studio’s youngest exclusive, it’s hard to imagine him ever being this young.

 

 
i.
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Aden Jaric
10.
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So far, everyone around Sword HQ has been able to guess this one right off, so it’s probably too easy.

 

 
j.
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Spencer Quest
11.
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See below.

 

 
k.
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Jeremy Hall

12.
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See above.

 

 
l.
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RJ Danvers

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7 thoughts on “Match The Porn Star With His Baby Pic”

  1. Wow, Roman and Damien haven’t changed at all, have they?

    Jeremy Hall proves he was Mr Showbiz right from the start, and Damien Crosse looks like a young Mr Spock.

    Plus, someone should tell Santa he’s got a big-dicked homosexual on his lap.

  2. OMG Collin O’Neal is fucking ADORABLE!! Jeremy Hall looks exactly the same, and Jordan Jaric looks like he is about to run off and join the Ice Capades. They are all so cute! (still…in fact, I think I may have seen Roman sport that very same scowl at few clubs here and there….*wink*)

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