Presented Without Comment: Completely Heterosexual Tim Tebow Reads Green Eggs And Ham

Could you, would you, with a goat?


26 thoughts on “Presented Without Comment: Completely Heterosexual Tim Tebow Reads <em>Green Eggs And Ham</em>”

  1. Love him or hate him, but Tim Tebow is a very handsome man! The video is cute, and he comes off very sincere. I dunno, I envy any person that Tim might have an attraction to.

  2. I believe his parents are missions, and Im thinking hes just acting this part, to hide his homosexuality from his parents…and now that he is a big NFL star…cant come out…

    1. Honestly I think that if he were truly gay then he is so deep in denial and overwhelming himself of all this religious crap that he would probably off himself before he even touched another man sexually. I know that sounds sad and somewhat cruel, but unfortunately there have been cases like that. That’s just my opinion on what could happen though.

  3. Um, doesn’t something in the story violate his Christianity? Usually Christians find something to hate. He does look kinda adorable, though!

    1. oh, you mean like a regular homosexual right? Or is it just Jesus freak closet cases that go to bathhouses and toliet stalls to get their rocks off?

      1. I’ve been to bathhouses plenty of times, and most of the guys I meet are unhappy married guys. I go to them because unhappy married guys many times have the biggest cocks and are the most romantic when you get them in your room.

  4. If, I am wrong, Ill eat the book he is reading, however, TT has to be one of the most well known closet homosexuals, there will come a day, when he will get outed, I just have a gut feeling.

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