26 thoughts on “Presented Without Comment: Completely Heterosexual Tim Tebow Reads <em>Green Eggs And Ham</em>”
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Love him or hate him, but Tim Tebow is a very handsome man! The video is cute, and he comes off very sincere. I dunno, I envy any person that Tim might have an attraction to.
I believe his parents are missions, and Im thinking hes just acting this part, to hide his homosexuality from his parents…and now that he is a big NFL star…cant come out…
Honestly I think that if he were truly gay then he is so deep in denial and overwhelming himself of all this religious crap that he would probably off himself before he even touched another man sexually. I know that sounds sad and somewhat cruel, but unfortunately there have been cases like that. That’s just my opinion on what could happen though.
You just know he is a Jesus freak closet case. I hope he doesn’t end up marrying some girl and have to go to bathhouses and toilet stalls to get his rocks off.
I’ve been to bathhouses plenty of times, and most of the guys I meet are unhappy married guys. I go to them because unhappy married guys many times have the biggest cocks and are the most romantic when you get them in your room.
If, I am wrong, Ill eat the book he is reading, however, TT has to be one of the most well known closet homosexuals, there will come a day, when he will get outed, I just have a gut feeling.
His wrist isn’t the only thing that’s limp in this video. It took hours and hours for people to animate this – those poor people! Yes, he’s hot, but I think a gay guy would have had better delivery!
Love him or hate him, but Tim Tebow is a very handsome man! The video is cute, and he comes off very sincere. I dunno, I envy any person that Tim might have an attraction to.
He is as far in the closet as a person can be…further than average…
I believe his parents are missions, and Im thinking hes just acting this part, to hide his homosexuality from his parents…and now that he is a big NFL star…cant come out…
Honestly I think that if he were truly gay then he is so deep in denial and overwhelming himself of all this religious crap that he would probably off himself before he even touched another man sexually. I know that sounds sad and somewhat cruel, but unfortunately there have been cases like that. That’s just my opinion on what could happen though.
Mmmmmm. Maybe I’m missing out, but I get nothing “gay” in this reading. If anything he’s trying too hard to be dramatic.
Agreed. Why is it so many people are bent on finding a defect on him? We all have them.
The super sissy voice.
He is sexy as hell. I mean, yummy! It’s all working for him, that’s for damn sure.
Um, doesn’t something in the story violate his Christianity? Usually Christians find something to hate. He does look kinda adorable, though!
I don’t know, he seems like the type that wines about how his boyfriend treats him to all his friends.
He talks with a lisp. It makes you wonder if he is gay and hides it in his deep religious beliefs. My gaydar votes YES.
Lots of people have lisps. Does that make them homosexual?
To be fair, I’ve known quite a few straight guys who are camp as fuck.
You just know he is a Jesus freak closet case. I hope he doesn’t end up marrying some girl and have to go to bathhouses and toilet stalls to get his rocks off.
oh, you mean like a regular homosexual right? Or is it just Jesus freak closet cases that go to bathhouses and toliet stalls to get their rocks off?
I’ve been to bathhouses plenty of times, and most of the guys I meet are unhappy married guys. I go to them because unhappy married guys many times have the biggest cocks and are the most romantic when you get them in your room.
How sad. Seems you can only get romance in a bath house. Romance?
Fuck you. I can get romance anytime I want.
If, I am wrong, Ill eat the book he is reading, however, TT has to be one of the most well known closet homosexuals, there will come a day, when he will get outed, I just have a gut feeling.
Nobody has any dirt on him here in Denver. I’m hoping I’m wrong, but I’m not buying it just yet.
dying @ how delicately he turns the pages.
he’s adorable.
The point is?
You do not like them.
So you say.
Try them! Try them!
And you may.
Try them and you may, I say.
Is it wrong that I find this kinda hot? A limp wrist has never looked so sexy!
Nah I found it a bit arousing lol. Especially since holding that book makes him flex his bicep a little.
His wrist isn’t the only thing that’s limp in this video. It took hours and hours for people to animate this – those poor people! Yes, he’s hot, but I think a gay guy would have had better delivery!
I prefer this rendition: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPy2alWEZ-U