Presented Without Comment: Treasure Island Media’s Fleet Week Press Release

Oh brother:

Treasure Island Media (TIM) invites active duty sailors in uniform to stop by its offices for some free porn during San Francisco Fleet Week, October 6 through 11. TIM, the world’s most watched, most-imitated and fastest growing producer of all-male entertainment, wishes to pay tribute to the fine men of the Navy and Coast Guard by welcoming sailors to TIM’s offices to meet the TIM team and walk away with some great TIM SWAG.

“The military Vets who work in our San Francisco office thought it would be a great idea to welcome sailors into the office during Fleet Week,” said TIM General Manager Matt Mason.

“We have some fun in mind, including photo shoots and free porn giveaways, but we mostly want to shake their hands and thank them for being fans and for their service to the country.”

The company welcomes active duty sailors in uniform to visit their offices during business hours (M-F 9am to 6pm). Email the studio at PR@treasureislandmedia.com or stop by during business hours at 351 9th Street, Suite 302 in San Francisco’s South of Market (SOMA) area.

Because in the wake of the repeal of “don’t ask, don’t tell,” gay sailors can’t wait to do a photo shoot with Treasure Island Media. And because that’s what happens at the Treasure Island Media offices. Hand shakes.

 

12 thoughts on “Presented Without Comment: Treasure Island Media’s Fleet Week Press Release”

  1. It took me less than minute… All you have to do is google “Paul Morris HIV negative is the new virginity.” Many links come up with his quote.

  2. As a military vet who works for TIM, I assure you our intentions are completely genuine. We’re HUGE supporters of the troops. We’ve even tried to adopt an Army platoon overseas with whatever they needed, but of course we were rejected because of the nature of our business. The military just isn’t quite ready for TIM’s sponsorship.

    Despite the DADT repeal, many service members remain in the closet and have no real connection to any sort of gay community – trust me on this one, I was there myself.

    Our aim with this invitation is to let sailors know they are respected and honored by a bunch of horny gay men in San Francisco who would love nothing more than to welcome them to our city. After we’ve welcomed them, THEN we’ll lure those “naive soldiers and marines” in front of our cameras. Yeah, right. Any soldier or sailor with balls big enough to walk into our office would be far from naive.

    1. Please. I highly doubt much of any of them will appreciate your “respect and honor “, considering how T.I.M. glorifies and promotes dangerous and life threatening sex. Wasn’t Paul Morris who said… “HIV negative is the new virginity.” Disgusting.

        1. I swear I’m not just trolling this time Zach. I read this about 9 months ago and I could’ve sworn it was on here. I’m gonna try to dig this up. No promises.

  3. Just because Don’t Ask Don’t Tell has been repealed doesn’t mean the military won’t frown on active duty members doing gay porn. Treasure Island had better be careful trying to lure these naive soldiers and marines into porn. Will they stand by them and back them up if they end up getting discharged?

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