Says Tony Capucci, of his ass. In his new solo video, he goes on to compliment his own abs and his biceps, and then he says, “If I could fuck myself, I would.” I would fuck yourself, too, Tony.
First of all, Tony Capucci is an asshole for saying these things. Second of all, he is the hottest asshole on Earth and therefore can say whatever he wants. If you’re gonna be a ridiculous gay-for-payer, you might as well give us 100% douche, which Tony does, God bless him.
If the sight of Tony Capucci’s insanely fuckable and soft yet buoyantly firm ass doesn’t make you want to die, you are probably already dead.
[CockyBoys: Tony Capucci]