“Probably The Best Part Of My Body Right Here”

Says Tony Capucci, of his ass. In his new solo video, he goes on to compliment his own abs and his biceps, and then he says, “If I could fuck myself, I would.” I would fuck yourself, too, Tony.

First of all, Tony Capucci is an asshole for saying these things. Second of all, he is the hottest asshole on Earth and therefore can say whatever he wants. If you’re gonna be a ridiculous gay-for-payer, you might as well give us 100% douche, which Tony does, God bless him.

If the sight of Tony Capucci’s insanely fuckable and soft yet buoyantly firm ass doesn’t make you want to die, you are probably already dead.
 

[CockyBoys: Tony Capucci]

 

17 thoughts on ““Probably The Best Part Of My Body Right Here””

  1. Whenever I see his ass I think of the story about how much it stank during a shoot. Didn’t someone say he had a difficult time rimming Tony because his asshole smelled like shit and cologne? LMAO…

    1. LOL! Invest in some Cottonelle wipes (and Fleet enemas), Tony. Your scene partners will thank you. Tops should douche too!

      1. Speaking of enemas, I couldn’t believe how hard they are to find. I went to 2 different drug store companies and and they didn’t have any. They did have one for children but I know that wasn’t going to do the job. Looks like I’ll have to make a stop at wally world :/

        1. Loki’s probably hording them to re-route the shit from coming out of his mouth instead of his ass. Try asking him. ;)

          1. :|

            Enemas don’t re-route anything. Maybe if your dirty ass used one once in a while you’d know that. Failed yet again.

          2. Belize you probably should stop feeding your tricks cabbage and chili dogs before you rim them.

  2. Is it me or is anyone else tired of these so called gay for pay assholes, lying to themselves? I will agree, yes he is an attractive man, but from all the porn movies I’ve watched with him as a co-star, he is not that good at giving a great convicing sexual performance, why does he keep getting hired? He just gives a half assed performance with a semi hard dick. Is this what gay porn has become? Also, why is it when I willingly have sex with men over and over again for free , I’m pegged as a big giant fucking homosexual? When guys like Tony Capucci, Zeb Atlas, James Huntsman, Dean Coxx, and all the so called straight guys I’ve fucked off of various hook up sites have sex with men over and over again they are gay for pay? I so don’t understand what the differance,I sleep with women sometimes also, but would not dare call myself straight,( a slut pig, maybe). I just wish that we who are out, loud ,and proud sluts would stop supporting this type of self hatred and fuckery that the porn companies seem to profit from. Let’s all be real here and see things for what they are, if a guy has sex numerous times with different men, he is at the very least bisexual, not straight. I’am all for being sexually free and exploring all your options(I love a married, closeted, confused “straight man”), but someone needs to send all of these so called straight men who have sex numerous times with men to have their heads examined! Just one guys opinion, and just to give anyone intelligent something to think about!

    1. You are wasting energy and time proselytizing for something of no consequence. It’s porn, it’s expendable. Save your efforts for something worthwhile.

    2. Maybe the revenge will come in the form of str8 4 pay. How many times have you heard women sigh and say “Why are all the hot good guys gay?”…… More and more women are watching porn now, so it is conceivable that could become an emerging market. Really gay guys going str8 for money. The fantasy of “turning” a guy str8 and banging hot chick(and probably better than most str8 guys!)while is boyfriend is gone and he’s just so damn horny jacking off isn’t good enough! Will we hear the str8’s say how much they hate the str8 for pay? I wonder. They just might.

      1. I really hope you’re not serious about this comment. Straight porn is made for straight men, period. And no straight man watching porn gives a shit about the guys. The straight women I know who watch straight porn don’t give a shit about the sexual orientation of a guy (uh, who?). How can there be a backlash if no one cares? If anything, I’d want the gay guy back in gay porn cuz I’d rather watch him have sex with other guys.

        1. LOL…no I wasn’t serious, just being a bit sarcastic. I don’t think it would happen. Plus I doubt that the str8 porn directors would do what is needed to get gay guys aroused. If guys can’t perform in str8 sex, they don’t get work. Men in st8 porn are expendable for the most part. Show up, get hard when needed, fuck and don’t cum until the end. It’s the girls who usually carry the scene.

          But I have heard women “why are all the good hot guys gay” probably hundreds of times over the years. So you never know. I’m sure many thought that there would not be as much controversy as there is over g4p.

  3. Well I’d have to agree with him. His ass is probably the best part of his body, because it’s obvious he doesn’t have a whole lot of dick going for him. All he needs to do now is put it to use and bottom. But Tired is right there is a certain degree of cockiness that these guys have to have it’s what draws attention to them these days.

  4. So how is this *new* solo different from the ones did over at JakeCruise and Randy Blue?

    Does he break out a dildo? Stick a finger in? Rub his taint a little? …

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