Project Runway Finale Looms Closer; Let the Ferocheness Begin

For the reunion show, Bravo put together a montage of clips of poor Kevin Christianson, the sole straight man in the cast, and how he managed (amazingly!) not to end up with a cock in his mouth while bunking with this bunch of homos.

This clip provides joy on so many fronts: not only is it from Episode 1 with the whole cast of characters is still fully intact, but we have the first evidence of batshit Elisa’s batshit craziness with her grass stained fabric and that raggedy ass train; we have Jillian’s monosyllabic fretting and Victorya muttering under her breath; there’s Christian doing his hair and generally loving himself; and there’s even Jack, pre-flying-monkey-nose, standing near-naked in front of a window around minute 1:50. Oh, where does the time go.

We neglected to include Michael Kors in our roundup of gay minstrels, but this moment of realness from the big lady—and by ‘realness’ we mean we believe he genuinely broke out into laughter—made us realize we’d take him over that stone-cold humorless bitch Nina Garcia any day.

In Christian’s uber-gay lingo: If it’s not a tranny mess, then it’s fucking fierce. We love the talented little Millennial and his cockatoo hairstyle (and so did the show’s fans, who voted him the Fan Favorite and handed him a check for $10,000) and we also love watching how fucking long it takes him to flat-iron and style that shit into its signature flawlessness every morning. As much as he’s kind of a prick and a virtual jukebox of fey exclamations, our money’s on him to win.

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0 thoughts on “Project Runway Finale Looms Closer; Let the Ferocheness Begin”

  1. No one on Project Runway, gay or str8, has matched the wit and talent of Jay McCarroll. There’s a world premiere of his feature documentary called “Eleven Minutes” taking place at the Philadelphia Film Festival on April 5th. If you’re interested check http://www.jaymccarrolldocumentary.com for more info.
    Cheers.

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