Thus it was only a matter of time before a clever entrepreneur introduced a Wonderbra-like contraption for men’s underwear, insuring that everyone can enhance their bulge in swimtrunks, or at the next underwear party, without the aid of scary herbal supplements, potentially fatal bootlegged Cialis, or a cockring.
As the ever informative UK Daily Sun reports:
Designer Roland Lodoli said they have been flying off the shelves since he launched them at his shop in Zagreb, Croatia. He said: “Now I’m working on some swimwear for men for the summer so they never have to feel ashamed on the beach again — no matter how cold the water.”
There you have it, gentlemen: The 21st Century has officially arrived.
Push-Up Pants Fly Off Shelves (UK Sun)
A source has leaked details to The Sword about a new fucky fucky extension that will not be beholden to any of Apple's pearl-clutching restrictions.
I don't take sex seriously enough to commit to a Master/slave dynamic, so instead I'll just read this new blog written by a 39-year-old British sub slut named Fang.
1. You know it's a leather orgy when everyone takes a moment between foreplay and fucking so they can put their clothes back on.
When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I've found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.
The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.