Here’s the new Unzipped cover, which features randy Brit porn star Ross Hurston. Ross discusses his dayjob as an escort, his devotion to Botox and his admiration for voodoo manifest-your-destiny fad The Secret. (Looks like he and Erik Rhodes share more than hot pecs and unhappiness.) As you can see, the editors at Unzipped have been doing some humorithmetic. British porn star + new Bond movie = a pun for the ages: “Quantum of Penis.”
And here’s the boxcover for the timely re-release, Rectum of Solace (HIS Video).
And here’s Daniel Craig grabbing his crotch.
Finally, a funny song.
UPDATE: Well hello, lawyer letter from Playgirl. In other news, Playgirl can afford a lawyer? Images removed.
The Homosexual Recruiter Association celebrates another success today now that former Menudo boy bander Angelo Garcia has done the yep-i'm-gay thing. And to celebrate, he's posing nude.