Medical masks sold out? Fear not…here are 10 ingenious alternatives to cover your face during the pandemic when you need to get your rocks off, thanks to some of the hottest gay porn scenes around!
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10. Bandana
As displayed by Wesley Woods, Roman Todd, Vadim Black, Leon Lewis and John Delta in Bromo’s Betrayed, these may not give superior coverage, but they get the job done and are pretty darn cute. Alter your color based on the Gay Hanky Codes for further personalization!
9. Santa beard
Make sure you get a really bushy one so that it gives full nostril coverage! Here’s a look at Jaxton Wheeler accessorizing with Brenner Bolton in Bromo’s Santa Bred Me!…
….but if you think that’s still too risky, please yourself like Ricky in Santa Came On Christmas Eve from Maskurbate…
8. Clown mask
The first of many slightly creepy options, this one still manages to look amazing on Francois Sagat in Titan’s Funhouse with Eduardo and Ethan Anders…
7. Body suit
This gives you head-to-toe coverage, and allows for customization that fits your own comfort level. You can opt for easier (but riskier!) breathing like Max Cameron, or just open a hole for your pole like Drew Sebastian (but if your cock is that big, it will probably burst through anyway). They both stuff Leo Forte in NakedSword’s Addict…
6. Serial killer mask
Scare COVIOD-19 away with these frightening options! James Parfitt gets triple-teamed by Tom Faulk, Vadim Black and Tobias in Bromo’s Cream for Me, which offers four scary scenes for inspiration…
Or you can adopt this spiky option like Tyler Roberts in his scene with Skyy Knox for Hot House’s Dark Matter…
Maybe get piggy like Link Parker as he stalks Brock Banks in NakedSword’s Scared Stiff 2: The Amityville Whore:
Channel your dirty devil like hung Doug Acre does with Hunter Vance in Serial Fucker at ExtraBigDicks:
Or go full-on Jason with this hockey mask by studly Masked Jock on JustFor.Fans (where he models more hot options to choose from):
5. Gas mask
A quarantine classic that never goes out of style, especially when—like Colby Keller—it attracts all the fellas like Ryan Rose, Wesley Woods, Jack Hunter, Seth Santoro and Tom Faulk in NakedSword’s Scared Stiff:
4. Super-hero costume
Fight COVID-19 away with your super squirt powers, even if it means covering your cute face like Will Braun does fucking Aston Springs in Men.com’s Spider-Man: A Gay XXX Parody…
…or Black Panther (XL) flip-fucking Alex Mecum in Men.com’s Captain America: A Gay XXX Parody…
…or the Black Panda at PeterFever (hmmm, wait…is he a super-hero? Alex Chu, Levy Foxx and Ken Ott are super-cute, so that’s good enough for me!):
3. Motorcycle helmet
The coolest of them all, this protects and makes you even hotter. Just look at Dallas Steele and Diesel Washington in Titan’s Icons…
…and Blake Riley with JJ Knight in Falcon’s Earthbound: Heaven to Hell 2…
2. Doggy style!
Go big, fuzzy and cute like Drake Masters with Jessie Colter in Raging Stallion’s Outta the Park! (with optional full-body coverage!):
…or more sedate like Mateo Vice with Brock Banks in A is for Alpha from CockyBoys:
1. Stormtrooper
Because anything that makes hot fucker Luke Adams as happy as he is in Men.com’s Star Wars: A Gay XXX Parody has to be good!
What’s your favorite mask? Let us know below!
Viruses are wayyyy smaller than any hole thats on an airfilter on any mask except N95..
Stupid poll.