Francisco Jiménez Tejada, known to his fans as Xisco, earns about $6 million a year playing for Newcastle United. Now, thanks to Queerty’s big scoop, Xisco’s Wikipedia entry declares that “Xisco has also earned the title of been England’s first gay soccer player.”
Whatever. If engaging in smirky, tight-lipped horseplay at a drunken party makes you gay, then The Sword can exclusively declare that that, sure, Xisco’s gay — along with Brody Jenner, every fun-loving European drunkard in history and every fratboy we’ve ever met.
Yes, we did out Zac Efron after pictures surfaced of him leaving the gym with a friend. But while Zac Efron is clearly gay, the photos below prove only two things: Xisco is smoking hot, and he has a better life than we do. Sorry, Queerty. Get back to us when you find a Manhunt profile.
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