Hey guys, Garrett Michaels here with some sad news to report. The Sword’s intern and the mother of my child, Chelsea, has died.
A lot of you queers have been asking about Chelsea since her due date was a couple of weeks ago, and well, now you know. She died while giving birth to my son.
I wasn’t there when it happened, but apparently Chelsea’s placenta ripped apart from her uterine wall during delivery and she bled to death. Luckily, the baby came out just fine. I’ll be raising him with my wife Brittney Bunny.
Those of you who knew Chelsea knew how much she loved interning on this blog, and that’s why they asked me to let you guys know what happened to her. They also wanted to take this opportunity to put out a call for a new intern. So, if you’re over 18, comfortable with adult material, know your way around the internet extremely well, and need some college credits for the upcoming spring semester, email Zach using the “tips” button above and he’ll give you more details about becoming an intern on The Sword.
Those of you who knew Chelsea also knew how much she loved me, even though I really regret ever meeting her in Cancun. While I haven’t been able to admit it until now, the birth of my son has forced me to acknowledge that yes, Chelsea and I did in fact have a one night stand. So with that said, I’d like to pay tribute to Chelsea—a fucked up but basically nice broad—with this hot vid of me jerking off. Rest in peace, Chels. This cum shot’s for you.