Ranking the Hottest Players from Every NFL Playoff Team

Balls! Tight ends! Wide receivers! Phew, it’s getting hot in here! As the NFL gets ready to start the postseason this weekend, we picked the hottest player from each team and then ranked them. Who do you want to score with? Vote in our poll!

14. Green Bay: Aaron Rogers (QB)
Even hotter as a daddy, he gets better with age.

13. Indianapolis: Luke Rhodes (Center)
I’ll let this position speak for itself…

12. Chicago: Jimmy Graham (TE)
We hope tall and lean jock Jimmy has a locker room snafu like former Bear Kyle Long.

11. New Orleans: Emmanuel Sanders (WR)
We want to receive his wideness.

10. Buffalo: Jordan Poyer (SS)
Those eyes!!! (And other parts…)

9. Baltimore: Mark Andrews (TE)
Apparently he’s a tight end, but we can’t stop looking at his bulge…

 

8. Seattle: Russell Wilson (QB)
The eyes, smile and body…everything about this man is a winner.

7. Los Angeles: Troy Reeder (LB)
Troy can ram me wherever he wants.

6. Tennessee: Jonnu Smith (TE)
Hi there, biceps!

5. Tampa Bay: Rob Gronkowski (TE)
He followed his daddy Tom Brady to Tampa, and clocks in at 6-foot-6 of party animal jock sexiness.

4. Pittsburgh: T.J. Watt (LB)
One of three super sexy Watt brothers!

3. Kansas City: Travis Kelce (TE)
6-foot-5 and 260 pounds of furry alpha male. (And check out his spa day!)

2. Washington: Alex Smith (QB)
That face! That smile! And that courageous fight back from an injury that threatened to have his leg amputated makes him even hotter, which I didn’t think was possible.

1. Cleveland: Myles Garrett (DE)
We’re not used to seeing Cleveland ranked #1 for much of anything, but Myles is simply a jaw-dropping specimen.

Which one of these jocks do you want to score with? Vote in our poll!

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