Ranking The Top Ten Celebrity Taints

Someone had to do it, and we did it. We ranked the top ten taints seen in movies and television shows. Snatchurally. You may find yourself asking: What is a man’s taint? A taint is the sweet spot between a man’s balls and his butthole. The male taint has many names – grundle, gooch, perineum, etc. – and has entered the zeitgeist in recent years as more folks, both gay and straight, discover all the fun that can be had with this sensitive and sexy area.

Even celebrities who have demonstrated that they are comfortable with nudity rarely expose this most vulnerable of places. Not the guys on this list. Keep scrolling for rare taint shots from The Righteous Gemstones funnyman Adam DeVine, real-life gay pornstar Sean Paul Lockhart, famously hung A-lister Ewan McGregor, and more.

[You can see all of these uncensored, very NSFW celebrity taint scenes HERE]

10. James Duval, The Doom Generation

9. Andrew Cawley, Goodbye Seventies

8. Christophe Paou, Stranger by the Lake

7. Sylvester Stallone, The Italian Stallion

6. Sean Paul Lockhart, Truth

5. Ewan McGregor, Velvet Goldmine

4. Adam DeVine, Game Over, Man!

3. Robert Ri’chard, Harlem

2. Viggo Mortensen, Eastern Promises

1. Wei Kai Huang, Apostles

[See more celeb taints HERE]


5 thoughts on “Ranking The Top Ten Celebrity Taints”

  1. I have been saying this for years maybe decade….Porn Studios do not show much taint on the screen or not enough for me. It’s obvious that the director and the camera man do not talk to each other and get more than a snap shot of his taint or they don’t want in on film. That’s why I watch and buy Euro porn more than U.S. porn. Please change my mind and let’s do more taint on video longer than 5 seconds,

  2. Why do you post this crap when they all are nothing but links to a website where you would need to sign up and pay for access?

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