Ranking The Wildest Men.com Porn Plots From The Past Month

It’s been a second since we’ve really dived into all the insane antics over at Men.com. The studio’s extremely over-the-top plotlines have long been a talking point on this blog, but we’ve barely touched on them over the past couple of weeks. I guess we change that!

So for today’s perverted list, we’re going to be taking a look at a bunch of videos that Men.com has dropped over the past month or are about to drop that we haven’t had a chance to talk about yet. We’ll only be listing off the absolute most batshit scenes and ranking them based on how crazy, unnecessary, and out of pocket they are. Any recent Men scenes that just focus on fucking or are missing an insane plot point will be fully ignored for the pusposes of this list!

Take a look at our full ranking below and be sure to let us know what you think of all these loopy porn plots down in the comments. Are you into these over-the-top scenes? Do you like your porn to have any type of plot? Which video was your favorite? Sound off below and be sure to watch all these hardcore fuck vids over on Men.com!

6) Himbo Juice

The plot of this scene isn’t even wild – it just doesn’t make sense and I don’t think anyone involved of the production of this video actually knows what the word “himbo” means. The vid revolves around Aiden Ward stressing out and Blaze Austin offering him a sip of his “himbo juice” to calm down. Once they drink the juice (that is just water according to the scene?!), the boys get naked and fuck. This fuck vid might be entertaining if either of the men featured were actually himbos, but neither of these performers are and their concept of “himbo juice” just doesn’t make sense!? I honestly think a Men.com scene writer saw the term “himbo” on the internet one day and just quickly wrote this up to try and stay relevant with internet slang. Spoiler alert: It didn’t work. [Watch]

5) Nirvanal

When yoga master Adrian Hart’s thin white pants show a little more than expected during a class, students Felix Fox and Finn Harding focus all their attention on obsessing over his meaty cock. Fortunately for them, Adrian is just as horny as they are and swiftly pulls out his cock in the middle of class for the boys to service. Unfortunatly for them, their yoga-going pals don’t seem to be fans of public displays of feliatio and quickly ditch the studio in disgust. [Watch]

4) Dry Cleaned & Balls Emptied

After a stranger spills coffee all over his suit, muscle stud Felix Fox has to get cleaned up as soon as possible! He heads into a dry cleaner run by Joey Mills, strips down until he’s completely naked, and heads behind the counter to fuck Joey’s unsuspecting hole. Joey doesn’t let this anal action stop him from doing his job though and attempts to deliver other customer’s clothes while the beefy ginger raws his smooth ass. [Watch]

3) Dick Signal – Uncut

I hate to say it, but for a ridiculous Men.com scene – this video is actually really funny. It involves thick stud Ace Quinn putting up a Batman-like “dick signal” for men to come over to his apartment. After trying to find the right cock that will fill him up, he ends up choosing Men.com favorite Malik Delgaty and later gets involved with muscle stud William Seed. So yes, this “dick signal” video is really stupid, but it’s actually sorta funny and the sex is pretty hot too I guess. (But I’m also a huge Batman nerd, so maybe I’m biased in thinking that this Batman parody is actually good.) [Watch]

2) Sitting on the Burglar

While the number one video on this list is definitely the wildest, this one is definitely the weirdest and most WTF scene we’ve seen in a hot second. Wearing all black from head to toe, muscle daddy Bruce Beckham breaks into the apartment of a nearly-naked Ty Mitchell. The burglar blends into the dark couch and with Ty unable to tell he’s there, the bottomless twunk sits down and finds himself getting rimmed by Bruce’s tongue. [Watch]

1) Wedding Balls – Uncut

Woo – this scene is a lot. When Benjamin Blue’s mom is getting married to the man he wants to fuck, he breaks up the wedding by dressing up as the bride and running off with sexy daddy Alex Mecum. The two ditch the ceremony with the help of driver Malik Delgaty – who soon joins the boys for a threeway once he sees them getting hot and heavy in the back seat. If you haven’t watched this scene already, you need to do so ASAP, because there is no way I can fit all its craziness in this brief description. [Watch]