Reason #9785 Why They Should Just Not Bother With the Dialogue

Remember this scene that Men.com did for the holidays where they had this pretense about getting “snowed in” at this gym place they were in and then the power went out and they started getting cold? And then in order to keep warm every body decided they should just fuck?

Well, it’s been just a couple weeks and they’re using the same premise again, sort of, for this other orgy scene called Dark Room featuring Connor Kline, Connor Maguire, Jake Wilder, Tom Faulk, Travis James. The inspired scenario here seems to be that five porn stars got locked in a “cold dark room.” And what’s the only way to keep warm? Huddle together, standing, in this cold dark room. “Oh, but maybe we should take our shirts off,” says someone. And then off come the pants and out come the penises and Connor Kline and Jake Wilder are the bottoms.

Also, this dark room is awfully well lit.

But why bother, right? Did someone script this shit?

Tom Faulk is still hot. They’re all pretty hot. And awesome job with the acting cold, everyone.




[JizzOrgy: Dark Room]

7 thoughts on “Reason #9785 Why They Should Just Not Bother With the Dialogue”

  1. I wish they’d hire me as a story editor. While the “actors” might struggle, I could at least make the set-ups moderately believable/interesting. I’m especially irritated by the Str8 to Gay scenes that break down like this:

    Gay guy: Want a blowjob?
    Straight guy: Sure.

    And the premise is that the gay guy rang the straight one’s doorbell thirty seconds earlier. Ugh.

  2. Men.com does seem to go out of their way to strain their models’ acting abilities to (and often beyond) their limits. Too bad they don’t redirect that creativity towards the actual sex, which is so predictable and formulaic that I can’t see why anyone would ever renew their membership…

  3. erm I know beauty is the eye of the beholder but yikes…some of these guys look like rednecks that were picked up from some construction site.

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