“Curtis & Regan: Bareback” The Bland Ambition Tour

Giving a hungry man a glass of water and Tic Tac isn’t all that different than what Sean Cody did for Curtis’ first appearance this year and then pairing him with Regan.

Curtis. Big dicked Curtis with now 46 scenes and a full decade on Sean Cody in a span long enough to go from twunk to dad bod. He has not been a regular of late.

But considering his last three scene partners were Arnie, Samuel, and Broderick, it’s a wonder he ever came back at all. He’s a great bottom – ashame to see that squandered again.

Seems like Sean Cody always pairs him with the neophyte tops nobody wants – us included. Some might arguably say that Curtis has reached his expiration date on the site but not without giving us plenty of magical moments. Then there is Regan who frankly, never should have been on Sean Cody at all.

 
Even with ten years of opening yack yack under his belt, Curtis was having a hard time even feigning enthusiasm for what was to come. He’s naked, ass up, and ready to rimmed. But not necessarily for this rimmer who delivers what is not necessarily an ass eating. It’s more like cheek to cheek snuggling with but one brief appearance of Curtis’ hole the entire time.

 
Curtis says he can deep throat and take the balls in his mouth too. He does that next – minus the deep – in an oral segment that flatters no one. Curtis’ cock, however, is showing signs of life. But when he hops onto Regan’s lap, what he gets from Regan is the same thing we’re giving the person who green-lighted this pairing: the finger.

 
Curtis, however, is making the most of what he’s got to work with. He admirably rides the finger, keeps his dick hard and strokes along until finally, Regan replaces his digit with his dick. Though truth be told, visually, there’s not much difference. But, it does get the job done and Curtis fires off load number one.

 
Abruptly, we’re back poolside at the Sean Cody house. Supposedly, they got kicked out of the hotel for “making too much noise.” Frankly, Regan taking too long to cum is much more plausible and they hoped for better luck with a change of scenery. A stilted yack yack part two follows that is as forced and awkward as everything we’ve seen so far. Guess it wasn’t the location after all.

 
Round one-point-five open with Dean face down on the bed showing off his hole which is marking only its second appearance of the day. Curtis admirably makes giving Regan hummer number two seem like a feat. Regan goes cheek to cheek with Curtis, then lets his fingers do the walking again for the next couple of minutes.

 
A few minutes of missionary follow with an undercarriage shot providing the only pole in hole footage of the sequence. Curtis gives Regan an ATM and it’s onto cowboy. This position, thankfully, works a bit better. But it’s also clear the color is way off making Regan look jaundice and Curtis looking both pale and like a strawberry at the same time.

 
We now go into about two and one-half minutes of Regan blowing Curtis. He’s no human Hoover, but at least he’s better at it at than he is at rimming. Then presto chango, onto missionary. Regan does his best work of the day here and it’s some of the better visuals. This results in Curtis’ second, very explosive and very loud blast of the day. It’s well caught and there was enough to share.

 
Eventually, Regan gets that feeling, Curtis gets on his knees and proceeds to get a gloppy facial with more than enough cum for him to make it gurgle in his mouth and spill down his chin. This is Regan’s one and only load du jour. Snowball kiss, Regan slurps up the last of the evidence of the crime – and scene.

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Another take: over at GayDailyHot, John Tegan was about as “enthusiastic” on this scene as I was.