Perhaps it was because she’s as appalled by the idea of Clay Aiken having sex as we are, or perhaps it was because we were the ones with all the booze. (Take that, Face the Nation!) Either way, Sarah-cuda was in top form in her bid to secure the crucial leather vote, and we were glad to help.
Portraits mostly by Brandon Norris, with some candids c/o Darwin Bell. Sarah Palin portrayed by Candi Gurl.
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Sarah had a full day, and finally said farewell to San Francisco from a kegger high above the festivities.
And just as an added bonus: NakedSwordsMan 2008 Colby Taylor in the role of Palin running mate John McCain.
Also, take a look at our non-partisan Folsom Street 2008 Gallery
A source has leaked details to The Sword about a new fucky fucky extension that will not be beholden to any of Apple's pearl-clutching restrictions.
I don't take sex seriously enough to commit to a Master/slave dynamic, so instead I'll just read this new blog written by a 39-year-old British sub slut named Fang.
1. You know it's a leather orgy when everyone takes a moment between foreplay and fucking so they can put their clothes back on.
When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I've found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.
The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.