Results…

…of last week’s gay porn trivia contest and The Sword’s 2011 Gay Porn Star Couple of the Year are in. First, the contest winners:

1. Thereisnothere
2. Jayho
3. Richard

As the first to respond (correctly), “thereisnothere” gets to pick first from either a one month membership to NakedSword.com, a DVD prize pack consisting of Golden Gate Seasons 1-3, or a one month membership to ActiveDuty.com. “Jayho” gets second choice, and Richard gets whatever is left, so he doesn’t get a choice at all! But he still gets something. I’ll be emailing the winners…so check your emails!

Who received the most votes and has earned the title of The Sword’s 2011 Gay Porn Star Couple of the Year??? It was very close, but the winners are…

Congratulations, Austin Wilde & Anthony Romero!! You don’t have to break up. Everyone else, sorry. You’re doomed.

 

Answer key for Gay Porn Trivia contest:

1. Name at least three of the five cocks surrounding Parker Perry in Hot House’s Pack Attack orgy.
Tristan Jaxx, Tyler Saint, Alexander Freitas, Blake Daniels, Josh West

2. Put these Cody Cummings scenes into the order in which they were released:
a) Guys Next Door, A Fantasy Fulfilled, Rectodus Society
b) A Fantasy Fulfilled, Rectodus Society, Guys Next Door
c) Rectodus Society, Guys Next Door, A Fantasy Fulfilled

3. Who said it?

Samuel Colt, get off drugs and roids (saw your drunken drugged out displays in Chicago). Tony Aziz, get some medicine for your bipolar disorder. […] Zach, why are you such a hater? You are frustrated you do not have a future and I was trying to change mine? Hhhhmmmm…

a) David Forest
b) Rob Romoni
c) Damon Kruezer
d) Collin O’Neal
e) Steven Daigle

4. Match the gay porn star to his Amazon Wish List item:
a) Cliff Jensen–Duck Tape
b) Conner Habib –Tea Kettle
c) Shane Frost–WWE Belt
d) Anthony Romero–Juicy Juice
e) Spencer Reed–Silver Necklace

5. Porn star Robert Axel’s work with a gay senior citizen prompted me to write the article “Death Of a Gay Porn Star.” What was the name of the senior citizen performer?
a) Jake Cruise
b) Big Daddy
c) Coach Daddy
d) Jock Daddy
e) Michael Lucas

6. On which porn star’s membership site did I discover the horribly named performer “Jizzy McBone”?
a) Brent Corrigan’s
b) Zack Randall’s
c) Brent Everett’s
d) Riley Price’s
e) Mason Wyler’s

7. Put these gay porn legal events into the order in which they occurred:
a) Phillip Aubrey found guilty of domestic violence, Steven Daigle assault charges dismissed, Ryan Idol convicted of attempted murder
b) Ryan Idol convicted of attempted murder, Phillip Aubrey found guilty of domestic violence, Steven Daigle assault charges dismissed
c) Steven Daigle assault charges dismissed, Phillip Aubrey found guilty of domestic violence, Ryan Idol convicted of attempted murder
d) Ryan Idol convicted of attempted murder, Steven Daigle assault charges dismissed, Phillip Aubrey found guilty of domestic violence

8. What did Matthew Rush say upon his retirement?
a) “I’ve told myself when I reach a certain age, ‘Matthew Rush’ dies.”
b) “I’ve told myself when I’ve bottomed a certain number of times, ‘Matthew Rush’ dies.”
c) “I’ve told myself when I meet the man of my dreams, ‘Matthew Rush’ dies.”
d) “I’ve told myself when I can’t get an erection without the aid of a pill, ‘Matthew Rush’ dies.”
e) “I’ve told myself when I have to resort to working with Michael Lucas, ‘Matthew Rush’ dies.”

9. Name at least SEVEN studios/sites where The Sword’s “Cocksucker of the Year” Christopher Daniels has worked.
Raging Stallion, Falcon, Titan, Hot House, Cocky Boys, Haze Cash, Gay Room, Men.com, Next Door, Cocksure Men, Lucas, and many more.

10. In his exclusive interview with The Sword last summer, which Randy Blue star’s ass did Anthony Romero say he would most like to have?
a) Nicco Sky’s
b) Chip Tanner’s
c) Chris Rockway’s
d) Reese Rideout’s
e) Brett Swanson’s

11. According to a source, how much money was Chris Crocker going to earn for his first porn?
a) $1500
b) $25,000
c) $100,000
d) $1,000,000
e) Crocker waived his fee in exchange for a 30-second raid of Chi Chi’s wig closet

12. Who said it?

So, this morning, like so many other mornings in that special California sun (like no other place LA’s light is movie magical), I gingerly approached a young porn producer who was literally foaming at the mouth. In normal situations, I see mouth foam and I run. I’ve seen enough Zombie/Rabies movies to know better, but this time, against my better judgement, I held my ground.

a) Mason Wyler, describing his meeting with Riley Price
b) Howard “Fabscout” Andrew, describing his meeting with Riley Price
c) Colby Keller, describing his meeting with Riley Price
d) Riley Price, describing his meeting with Jet Set Men

13. Gay porn couple Cliff Jensen and Sienna Splash are currently broken up, according to their most recent tweets.
a) True
b) False
c) Who gives a shit
Trick Question! Any answer acceptable.

14. Who do I truly love the most?
a) Ethan
b) Mick Lovell
c) Paul Wagner

Trick Question! Any answer acceptable. (But truly? Ethan.)

 

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