We’re not sure what we’d have left to enjoy about San Francisco’s Pride if it weren’t for that extremely tan man who always brings up the rear of the parade, wander alone and completely naked up Market Street, waving. (He also shows up at Folsom Street Fair and Dore Alley and likes to pose on a corner for hours, naked, because you know, that’s what San Francisco is all about.) Here we have to go so far as to make posters mocking the Last Supper featuring porn stars and dildos in order to get any attention from the religious right. Apparently in South Africa, no one’s become quite so jaded as we are to the point that no one even notices the old man showing his ass.
Below: "The Long Stroke," the cable news spoof, the candid photos, your new favorite euphemism and the great Christian retreat.
Show me an anti-gay activist and I'll show you someone who likes to fuck male hookers. Unzipped has tracked down the rabid homophobe George Reker's hooker. Is it a coincidence that the muscle twink sort of looks like Jesus?
Here's a contender for Gay Hooker Murderer Coverboy of the Year. 16-year-old Daniel Kovarbasich is accused of stabbing a 55-year-old married man to death. Evidence will include a dented pickle jar and gay porn. Also 50 stab wounds.
Darren Chiacchia, an equestrian who won an Olympic bronze medal in Athens, failed to have the "I just tested positive for HIV" talk with his boyfriend, so his boyfriend went to the police.
Dogs are not man's best friend if that man is a drugfucked circuit party homowhore who lives in Australia.