He had shark teeth and one of the smallest
ugliest and worst smelling dicks i hve ever come into contact with in
my whole career in porn.
But being a professional that i am, i
just went along for the disgusting ride as long as i could before i
felt like i was going to throw up. I did my best to give him a phantom
blowjob during the oral part of the scene, but when the diretor started
talking about rimming his ass i put my fucking foot down. I took the
director aside and told him about the stink coming off this dudes cut 4
inch killer and said “Listen, if he has bad hygene in the front, you
for goddamn sure know he is clueless about the backside. I will not go
anywhere near it.” I got my way.
Tonight i will be going fucking nuts and each drink i will cheers to complete strangers will be dedicated to that ugly penis.
Lock up your daughters, Angelenos. Memories as painful as this one can’t be blotted out with a single case of Chardonnay.
Floating Away… (Erik Rhodes’ Blog)
A source has leaked details to The Sword about a new fucky fucky extension that will not be beholden to any of Apple's pearl-clutching restrictions.
I don't take sex seriously enough to commit to a Master/slave dynamic, so instead I'll just read this new blog written by a 39-year-old British sub slut named Fang.
1. You know it's a leather orgy when everyone takes a moment between foreplay and fucking so they can put their clothes back on.
When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I've found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.
The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.