Raging Stallion bad boy Ricky Sinz (pictured below) was stripping at a club in his native Chicago when a drunk fan bit his dick through his underwear. Sinz used to be a Special Forces Sergeant First Class as well as a professional mixed martial arts fighter with an undefeated record. We can’t stand gropy trolls who cross the boundaries of strippers everywhere, so it is not without some pleasure that we report this story. Ricky, who’s too sexy for punctuation, tells all on his blog.
The stupid, drunk fan in question arrived to the club in Ricky’s native Chicago with a gaggle of faghags. Ricky says this was the first sign of trouble:
when large groups of women come into gay bars where there are male strippers they usually block the stage from tipping patrons and try to flirt with the dancers and i hate to tell them we dont like it you kill our tips and want the world for free so get with the program
One more reason to hate faghags? Sounds good to us! At some point this fellow bit Ricky’s dick through his underwear.
i look down and this guy is biting the hell out of me through my undies so i reached down as fast as i could and put my thumbs in his eyes and thrust his head back as far as i could … and wrestled him out of the club through a packed dance floor i was choking him with one arm and unlocking a side door with the other, i tossed him through the side door … i launched a right hook at his ugly face he fell back and rolled down the step and cracked his melon open on the cold concrete and puked all over.
Then Ricky tended to his wounds.
i ran into the bathroom to clean the blood off my bleeding junk dunked it in alcohol and went to the er so i can get antibiotics because i dont know where this freaks has been
Looks like a mouthful of Ricky Sinz’s dickblood is only the beginning of this “freak’s” troubles:
i dont like violence but when i see your ugly face im gonna fuck you up motherfucker this isnt a threat its a promise
Um, for the record, Ricky, if you’re reading this post: we really, really like you, and we’re backing away very slowly now.
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