Ricky Sinz listed his ’98 Mercedes SLK on Craigslist this week, explaining that due to an unexpected development, a coupe wasn’t practical. In his initial Craiglist post, which he reposted on Facebook, he drops this bomb:
i just found out that i will be having a child so a 2 seater is no longer an option.
The recently engaged Raging Stallion star has admitted to having “baby fever” lately. He also wrote that if he has a daughter, he will intimidate any guy she brings home by handing him a stack of his Raging Stallion DVDs and telling him, “If you fuck my daughter, I’ll fuck you.” Indeed, Ricky’s mystery fiance loves watching him fuck other hot guys.
As for his new car, Ricky is staying true to his Army roots by keeping his baby out of harms way and safe from IEDs. The hardcore star is buying a Hummer.
Hummers, it seems, don’t get you pregnant. At least that’s what our mother told us.
hot mercedes slk convertible – $7300 (Craiglist.org)
Watch Ricky Sinz in Grunts on NakedSword
It's an interview with Phillip Aubrey: porn star, Spencer Reed's boyfriend, burp fetishist.
The COLT superstars joined a protest in Rome against the Catholic Church in order to make the claim that gay people are not pedophiles. There was a chihuaha involved.
I feel sorry for people with fetishes that can never be realized in real life. Take this Flickr user, who has to make do with his giants fetish using Photoshop.
I'm not one for bragging about intellectual accomplishments (it's something I learned from, you know, graduating with honors from Brown University), but Conner Habib is justifiably excited about his blurb in a book written by Carl Sagan's son.