Ricky Sinz listed his ’98 Mercedes SLK on Craigslist this week, explaining that due to an unexpected development, a coupe wasn’t practical. In his initial Craiglist post, which he reposted on Facebook, he drops this bomb:
i just found out that i will be having a child so a 2 seater is no longer an option.
The recently engaged Raging Stallion star has admitted to having “baby fever” lately. He also wrote that if he has a daughter, he will intimidate any guy she brings home by handing him a stack of his Raging Stallion DVDs and telling him, “If you fuck my daughter, I’ll fuck you.” Indeed, Ricky’s mystery fiance loves watching him fuck other hot guys.
As for his new car, Ricky is staying true to his Army roots by keeping his baby out of harms way and safe from IEDs. The hardcore star is buying a Hummer.
Hummers, it seems, don’t get you pregnant. At least that’s what our mother told us.
Congrats, sir!
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