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“Right In Front Of My Salad Again?”

One spontaneous line went viral. “Right in front of my salad” became the gay porn meme of the summer. But now that summer is over, can lightning still strike twice.

Lightning is a sudden electrostatic discharge that occurs spontaneously during a thunderstorm. “Right In Front Of My Salad?” packed a punch because we never expected to hear that in a gay porn scene.

The credit for the line goes to actress Nikki V who improvised the line in the heat of the moment. But just like salad itself, it is still as good the second time around?

In reality, it was typical Men fare. Ex-Sean Cody star Jake, now Jake Porter, is a chef hired by Jaxton Wheeler to make a meal for his wife. Jaxton missed the part Jake was a naked chef. But despite the Mrs. being around, Jaxton didn’t miss the fuzzy target of Jake’s hole.


[Watch Jake & Jaxton in “Right In Front Of My Salad?” at Men]

In reality, the original and the sequel are continuations of the “Stealth Fuckers” at franchise at Men.com where hooking up under the nose of roommates or boyfriends but more often than not, wives, girlfriends, daughters, or today, the office hoe.

While the thrill of getting caught can be sexy, cheating is not. Ditto for chessy. But then again, since there’s no dressing on salad much less grated parmesan, perhaps Men.com thought it would better this time. They even tried it across the pond with Jake Roberts and Matt Anders. Though I am more excited to see Matt in the upcoming “Guyspotting” from NakedSword Originals personally.


[Watch Matt Anders and Jay Roberts in “Stealth Fuckers Part 9”]

 
The old gimmick has been out a couple of time with Diego Sans. Playing the womanly role was his real life sister, credited as Dora Sans. The first time was with Paul Cannon. Then it was Chris Harder’s turn.


[Watch Chris Harder, Dora Sans & Diego Sans in “Only in Secret”]

 
Which brings us back to today with hubby Jake and his Nikki. This time, it’s masseuse Luke Adams taking over the Chef’s Jake’s part as the sacrificial lamb.

And once wifey catches hubby and Mr. Rub Down doing this …

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you’ll never guess what she has to say. Watch.


[Watch Luke & Jaxton in “Right In Front Of My Salad Again?”]

 
 
What say you? Still pack the same punch or is this an instance where history was best unrepeated?
 
 

2 thoughts on ““Right In Front Of My Salad Again?””

  1. Talk about flogging a dead horse. Seriously, isn’t the RIFOMS sensation the very first time gay porn thrust itself into mainstream consciousness on such a large scale?

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