I guess you can learn something new every day – like today we discovered that rimming someone’s asshole is apparently dangerous activity that you really need to be careful around. It turns out that anyone chowing down on some hole can easily injure themselves in the process.
This new bit of info comes courtesy of the Discretion Advised podcast. During the show’s latest episode, hosts John Hill and Marc MacNamara got into a discussion on John’s recent sexcapades in New York City that led him to giving a rim job that resulted in some serious jaw pain.
“I injured my jaw during the process,” spilled John. “I don’t know what happened, but it injured – it hurts really bad.”
John did not elaborate on the extent of his mouth injury, but he did confess to Marc that he’s not someone who can really open their mouth that wide and that’s why he doesn’t really “do a lot of oral” in his sex life. Marc, who is also the lead director for NakedSword Originals, then quipped that John’s inability to open up is the reason they’re not currently dating. Oop!
@discadpod Be careful out there!! #discadpod #podcast #gaytiktok #gay #ChewTheVibes ♬ original sound – Discretion Advised Podcast
If you’re a listener of this podcast, then you’ll know that if these two were actually dating, John would be in some serious trouble and not able to handle every inch of the apparently hung porn director. As we found out on a previous episode of this Falcon | NakedSword show, the two hosts reviewed each other’s dick pics and revealed that Marc is actually the owner of a massive schlong.
“You have a huge cock,” blurted out John about Marc. “I’ve always known you have, because how are you bagging these guys? Like strolling through Pottery Barn. ‘Oh, I met Austin Wolf at CB2 and then fucked him in the alley.'”
@discadpod Replying to @Avatar John gives a review of Marc’s schmeat. #discadpod #podcast #gay #gaytiktok ♬ original sound – Discretion Advised Podcast
Woo! So what do you think about this? Have you ever injured your jaw while eating someone out? How about when you’re sucking someone off? Let us know all your oral issues down in the comments and if you want to hear more from this conversation, be sure to catch this full episode of Discretion Advised right now over on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and DiscAdPod.com!
(Oh, and if you’re interested in the rimming scene in the header photo for this post, you can watch that right here.)
Lock jaw?
TMI. that I now know he has TMJ.