Robert Downey Jr. Wins 'Sexiest Man Living'

Insisting that “there’s more to life than pretty boys,” Salon has incorporated something called “personality” into its list. That strategy has us confused, and to be honest we don’t feel anyone on this list — with the exception of Big Cock Barack. But we’ll share it with you anyway.

The winner is Robert Downey Jr. Salon explains: “He was once arrested while driving naked in a Porsche, he’s done jail time for drugs and has cycled in and out of rehab — and yet … even in his darkest days (remember the time he wandered into a stranger’s house and fell asleep on the bed?) we wanted to see him make it back to us…”

Scroll down for shirtless images of Downey Jr. taken from Ironman, plus two bonus shots of him writhing in bed. But first, the full list:

Barack Obama
(community organizer)